Jesus wuz a homo?

http://www.hecklerspray.com/elton-john-thi...l/201043957.php

According to elton, our Atlanta homo girlie boy, Jesus hung out with 12 men, so he had to be gay, 31 and never married.

And when he said that, holy shit, the holy roller right wing nuts came out of the closet and are trying to kill his ass. Elton, damn son, ya wanna die or what, you cant say that shit down here in holy roller baptist country. This aint Oxford. This kind of shit, will get you deader than a door nail, fast.

Let me set the record straight here, JC, was straight, and his right hand man, was a woman, his wife, hu bore his daughter named sarah after his execution. Mary was his main desciple. Here is a picture of her, at his right side, she was more important than all of the men.

Sex would have seemed natural to Jesus, he grew up poor, in a very small house, watching Mary and Joseph have intercourse every night and seeing them have and birth, 7 bothers and sisters. The fact that he married, was wonderful, all priests imho should now be allowed to do what he did, and this homo stink inside the church would be cleaned out. Living alone, without sex, is not natural and it is not healthy. A man, needs a good woman, to be whole.

http://www.lisashea.com/hobbies/art/marymagdalene.html

What did Jc look like, I grew up with these white blue eyed Anglo pictures on the walls of the church, he had to be, just like us, of course.

They always went back to the shroud of Turin, to say, that is how he looked like, which matched those paintings. Then we recently learned the shroud was a fake make in 1300 ad.

Oppppppps.

Mary his mother was an Arab Palestinian, dark, small, very small 13 years old. God has an angel artificially inseminate her with his sperm, but still, he had to come out a lot like her, looking like her, no way could he be looking like us wasps.

Walking around outside in the hot desert sun for 31 years, he would have been very dark. He would have looked like, all the Palestinians around him.

And, this one few know today, he was not a Christian, he was an Arab Palestinian Jew. Who was an enemy of the Jewish religion, an enemy of the Roman state and was executed as a criminal, along with his brother John.

Here is what, he probably really looked like. Most of us whities, really can’t deal with this one.


http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcfa.htm

One of the best web sites, ever. Sure wish we could get the religious extremists to understand this "tolerance" idea before they blow themselves up.

[quote name='PB Matrix' date='Jul 3 2010, 04:49 AM' post='31988']
One of the best web sites, ever. Sure wish we could get the religious extremists to understand this "tolerance" idea before they blow themselves up



fl say: Dude, you just hit on a great idea, we convince all of our holy roller nuts here, and the Aotolla Taliban rag heads that is they jump off a high brige, they will go to heaven to fook 72 virgins. Religious extremists have no tolerance, its there way, or the highway, they are right, you are wrong, and its been that way for thousands of years. They have killed hundreds of millions of people in just the last 2,000 years, with the belief that their God, was better than your God. Sit down with any bible beltin Baptist and try and convince him that Catholicism is better, see how far that one gets ya?

The German soldiers had engraved on their beltbuckles God is with us. So if God was on their side, it was Ok to Bar B Q all of his chosen people, the Jews?

And the Japs, hell their leader, was A devine fookin God. If God told them to go kill millions of chinks, and Rape Nanking, then it was Ok.

Stalin was god and if you did not belive it, he shot yo ass.

Churchill said God was Johnnie Walker.

FDR was a 33 degree mason so his God was Satan.

God was long used to control the people, control the Pope, he tells them how to think and what to do.

The true God of the Jews is gold and diamonds.

Our true god in the usa, for half of the ass holes sitting on their asses not paying taxes in our new welfare state is osama bama.

Jimmy Swaggart gets in my face on TV, waving his 5K pinky diamond ring and 10K gold rolex in my face crying he needs money for Jesus. I go, yo, no problemo, if Jesus will just appear on TV, and give me his address, I'll be glad to send him money.

And in pool, the Jesus hustlers, dont even get me started on these bad boys./

I like the picture of the Palesinian Jesus.

I think it would be somehow fitting if he was short and looked unspectacular. I think it makes the story better.

[quote name='Pin' date='Jul 3 2010, 03:01 PM' post='31998']
I like the picture of the Palesinian Jesus.

I think it would be somehow fitting if he was short and looked unspectacular. I think it makes the story better.


We'll yes, could be, but, since we can do artifical insemination now, just like the angles did to Jesus, and John the baptist, assume the seed was from god, and then, what did God look like, if he was 6'3" with blond hair and blue eyes, injected his semen into a tube and gave it to an angel to put it into a 13 yr old Palastinian virgin woman Mary, he might have been taller, and different. If I were God, I would not want him to look like all the boys in da hood, I would want him taller, more powerful, better looking. He had a lot to sell and needed some help.

Probably some cardinal is reading this now, since we go into 37 countries and he is saying, oh mother of god, somebody shut that bad boys mouth up.

If I had a time machine, and could go anywhere, front or back, I would go back to the sermon on the mount and want to see jesus in action. The problem would be I would not understand a word he said.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_language_did_Jesus_speak

If I had a time machine, and could go anywhere, front or back, I would go back to the sermon on the mount and want to see jesus in action. The problem would be I would not understand a word he said.


Larry King gets to interview him first though....

[quote name='PB Matrix' date='Jul 4 2010, 01:35 AM' post='32003']
If I had a time machine, and could go anywhere, front or back, I would go back to the sermon on the mount and want to see jesus in action. The problem would be I would not understand a word he said.


Larry King gets to interview him first though....


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FL SAY:

And then Horaldo gets the mic and says, ah come on JC, THAT shit love yo fellow man, aint never gonna catch on. The Greasers would have to stop stealing and then they would all starve.

So we wonder what Jesus looked like, let me help here. The Jews were his chosen people. Therefore, God was Jew. Jesus was not a christian, he was a Jew, born from a Jewish woman and raised by a Jewish father.

And Jesus as his Son, would have looked like the Jewish God, right, so here is what Jesus had to have looked like and talked like

................He was there fore double ugly, bad hair, big hook nose, short, fat, with a sport coat and slacks that did not match with mataza ball stains all over his tie.
He would live in Brooklyn and have a small apt in Miami Beach.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M8-JLKvWgM


The Jews, know damn well, God was a Jew, they understand. They know what he looks like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tTU00m5MB0


And our dope smokin queer porch monkey muslim does not think much of the sermon on the mount. What closely at his mannerism, I see a queer there, its obvious to me. Of course a Muslim under the power and control of Lucifer will mock our christian bible. That is his job, why Lucifer placed him in this office, to help take apart our democracy and country and to slowly destroy our belief in God and to stop young people from having any religion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FCNKwHRCQM

I wonder how much of it if you were there, you really could have heard/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDmMBIyfsU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2XsR2U1KU


An this love your fellow man idea: Martin Luther said, to go out and teach and preach that, would be the most dangerous thing one could do.

Some tried to: They hung Jesus and his brother on a cross, Burned Joan of Arc at the stake, shot Martin Luther in the throat, Ghandi in the chest.

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[quote name='PB Matrix' date='Jul 4 2010, 01:35 AM' post='32003']
If I had a time machine, and could go anywhere, front or back, I would go back to the sermon on the mount and want to see jesus in action. The problem would be I would not understand a word he said.


Larry King gets to interview him first though....


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FL SAY:

And then Horaldo gets the mic and says, ah come on JC, THAT shit love yo fellow man, aint never gonna catch on. The Greasers would have to stop stealing and then they would all starve.

So we wonder what Jesus looked like, let me help here. The Jews were his chosen people. Therefore, God was Jew. Jesus was not a christian, he was a Jew, born from a Jewish woman and raised by a Jewish father.

And Jesus as his Son, would have looked like the Jewish God, right, so here is what Jesus had to have looked like and talked like

................He was there fore double ugly, bad hair, big hook nose, short, fat, with a sport coat and slacks that did not match with mataza ball stains all over his tie.
He would live in Brooklyn and have a small apt in Miami Beach.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M8-JLKvWgM


The Jews, know damn well, God was a Jew, they understand. They know what he looks like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tTU00m5MB0


And our dope smokin queer porch monkey muslim does not think much of the sermon on the mount. What closely at his mannerism, I see a queer there, its obvious to me. Of course a Muslim under the power and control of Lucifer will mock our christian bible. That is his job, why Lucifer placed him in this office, to help take apart our democracy and country and to slowly destroy our belief in God and to stop young people from having any religion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FCNKwHRCQM

I wonder how much of it if you were there, you really could have heard/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDmMBIyfsU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2XsR2U1KU


An this love your fellow man idea: Martin Luther said, to go out and teach and preach that, would be the most dangerous thing one could do.

Some tried to: They hung Jesus and his brother on a cross, Burned Joan of Arc at the stake, shot Martin Luther coon Jr in the throat, Ghandi in the chest and JFK and RFK shot in the heads because they saw war, and wanted to stop it, and not continue it.


And now they suggest Jesus was a Roman, yo, he's a wop? Say it aint so Joe? And a Buddhist. Everybody has a story here it seems.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99X2VeGe7cY...feature=related

Shit, den if JC wuz no Jew, no peckerwood, and wuz a wop, den he looked just like:?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXFoOYxMnvg

I would like to think, Jesus looked and acted like this.