The end days

In todays paper, mother stabbed to death in the back by intruder in her home, Drug lord captured who killed hundreds, chopped their heads off and disolved their bodies in acid, 16,000 dead so far in Mexico alone in their drug war. Venensuela can't keep the power on and is only keeping the lights on 4 hours a day and using rolling blackouts.
Haiti wiped out, by 7.0 earthquake, thousands die, total devastation. The entire country, has been totally wiped out.

We did not have this crazy stuff a few decades ago, the world is turning to shit, right in front of you all, just like the bible, said it would. In the end days. Repent, get right with your God, while you still can. You have 3 years to do it, clocks ticking.

Oh Really????

In 1081 days...I will ask for you to say...."Ok I Give" .......... In 1081 days you will Tap Out to me.......... And I will say....Ok Larry I will let you tap out 'cause I love you man........ And I do NOT believe in this nonsense that the world ends in 2012.......... My last breath will say "Nine Ball Corner Pocket" Mwhahahahahahahah

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FL SAY:
click the pic of the bird, this is you. This is one, I want to lose, I want to be wrong on, I pray, to be wrong on, I pray, my bible, revelations, the mayans, the Hoppi, edgar Casey, Nostradomus and dozens others, are wrong about this.
If I am, then drop em, and I'll pucker up and kiss away on the big day, any where you want to in public. The world does not end on Dec 21st, 2012, it just begins a series of disasters that will wipe out 2/3 rd's of the planet, and this will go on for decades, leading into WWIII and Nuclear warefare, and a asteroid hit, which is the final blow. It brings on the 3rd anti christ, and this will not end, until the 2nd coming which I calculate to be in 2050. That is going to be 37 years, of total madness and horror. You do not want to survive, 2012. At my age, I am cool with it, I am ready to go and view it for me, as a mercy killing. I lived a full lifetime, actually 3 or 4 of them in one. Its the young people I feel sorry for.

But if I am right, then soon mon, I am gonna learn to fly, because i dont no, all I no, is Ima gonna go. I bought a new surf board, which few have in Atlanta. When the 1000' high tidal wave rolls in, dude, Ima gonna hang fuckin 10, I am ready. I'll have on my shorts and Tommy Bahama silk Hawaiian shirt, with a Hibiscus behind my ear and a bottle of 40 year old Highland park in my hand. When I go out, I want to be, well dressed and well oiled.

all I no, is I dont no. Where Ima gonna go? Mon....No time to count what Im worth, because I just left the planet earth. I hope I dont land in thunder bay, its too cold for me there mon. and all i no, is, I no nuttin.

When it gets a couple months to D day, you will see the red Nibura coming, and then, you will know. If it becomes visible with the Naked eye and keeps growing in size daily, you will see panic and mayhem and cahos on a scale, you could not imagine to be possible. Everything will break down at the same time. If you want to know what it will be like, just go look at the old newsreels of the Watts riots.
You will say to your lady, you betta lova me now, or lova me not.

Sing your song Jimmy. What do you think about our glorious leaders shoes. Every real parrot head, likes sand in his toes. In fact, as I am typing this, I am barefoot. Yes, I have parrot head papers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxuaUaS4rU0

1000 days, then we will see. I want to hang on to see, I want to catch that wave when it comes in. A big one like it, only comes along, ever 25,000 years. I would not miss that, for nuttin.

Well Larry, when this day comes....you and I will sit down across from each other at a small round table just for two and drink from a bottle of this:

The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old Price: $38,000


The most expensive single malt at this time.....


I will ask you, "Hey Larry, what is wrong with my stroke?", You will observe it and say..."Hey Kid, why the fook are you closing your eyes when you shoot?"

And we will part as friends...and will know that we enjoyed the finest of single malts...watch the sun set, and be at peace.

[quote name='headmuses' date='Jan 16 2010, 10:43 PM' post='29515']
Well Larry, when this day comes....you and I will sit down across from each other at a small round table just for two and drink from a bottle of this:

The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old Price: $38,000


The most expensive single malt at this time.....


I will ask you, "Hey Larry, what is wrong with my stroke?", You will observe it and say..."Hey Kid, why the fook are you closing your eyes when you shoot?"

And we will part as friends...and will know that we enjoyed the finest of single malts...watch the sun set, and be at peace.




I was sippin on some Macallan neat just 2 days ago, that is some damn fine stuff, awesome. I think my bottle is 12, I don't remember. I can't imagine a 60, 40 is the best I have, or have put down. Bring it down to Atlanta and be here on 12-21, you can get on my surf board with me, we can chug down my bottle of 40 Highland park, and then go to work on your 60 Macallan waiting for the tidal wave to roll in. I do my best surfin stoned or half drunk. You get loose like a cat, and totally fearless. I wont go work on my roof, get the leaves off, or anything up high, unless I have at least 2 drinks in me. All the falls I have had, and got hurt, I was sober as a judge. And if the wave does not come, then we had, one hell of a drunk. On that day, laddie, bet yo ass, I will be, drunk as a skunk.

Right now I am sippin some really nice, pinot noir, I am done with my scotch ration for the evening.