Tiger Woods family picture

One Proud And Happy Family



The Woods family -- including newborn Charlie
(February 17, 2009) Tiger Woods family, (L-R) Sam, Elin, Tiger, Charlie Woods and their dogs Yogi (L) and Taz




AS IF YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON TO ADMIRE " AMERICA 'S" TIGER WOODS.



Tiger Woods is a Highly Educated Individual who was properly raised and taught to be his own man by an educated Mother and Father.



You can readily see that Tiger Woods listened to his parents and remains very proud of them both.



Many citizens are not aware of the following, which is the reason for me sending this e-mail to my friends and I would appreciate you sending it on to your friends.


A COPY OF HIS SPEECH AT THE 2009 INAUGURATION



Tiger Woods received a special invitation to speak at the Obama inauguration.



His inviters were stunned, shocked when he did not deliver the message they expected.



A brief read and you will understand why the media swept Woods' remarks under the rug with no further ado and why the liberal left of our American society was again displeased with Tiger.



His speech was entitled



"You'll Never Walk Alone"

[text is word-for-word as posted on Tiger's web site]



http://www.tigerwoodsfoundation.org/news_r...=154&page=3



"I grew up in a military family - and my role models in life were my Mom and Dad, Lt. Colonel Earl Woods.



My dad was a Special Forces operator and many nights friends would visit our home.



They represented every branch of the service, and every rank.



In my Dad, and in those guests, I saw first hand the dedication and commitment of those who serve.



They come from every walk of life; from every part of our country.



Time and again, across generations, they have defended our safety in the dark of night and far from home.



Each day -- and particularly on this historic day --

we honor the men and women in uniform who serve our country and protect our freedom.

They travel to the dangerous corners of the world, and we must remember that for every person who is in uniform, there are families who wait for them to come home safely.



I am honored that the military is such an important part, not just of my personal life, but of my professional one as well.



The golf tournament we do each year here in Washington is a testament to those unsung heroes.



I am the son of a man who dedicated his life to his country, family and the military, and I am a better person for it.



In the summer of 1864, Abraham Lincoln, the man at whose memorial we stand, spoke to the 164th Ohio Regiment and said 'I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the call of their country.'



Just as they have stood tall for our country - we must always stand by and support the men and women in uniform and their families.



Thank you, and it is now my pleasure to introduce the US Naval Glee Club ..."

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Tiger Woods' 2-minute, 5-second tribute to the our nation's military was delivered January 18th at the Inaugural Celebration in Washington , DC .



He had been subjected to intense pressure to attend and offer remarks.



Especially so by liberals who have demeaned and criticized him for a decade for not joining their ranks.



Yet, at the Lincoln Memorial, instead of paying homage to Barack Obama, Tiger paid tribute to our soldiers.

Not once did Tiger mention Obama, the inauguration or the new administration.

Understanding that expressing his love for America and his appreciation for our military men and women would disappoint the national news media and the liberal left, he did what he thought was best for the people of our country.



But Tiger, being is his own man, just as his father taught him to be his own man.



Somewhere over that cold, gray Washington sky, Colonel Earl Woods was smiling down on his beloved son.



And there will be one more crying hug waiting for Tiger when the time comes he passes through heaven's gates into God's arms.

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What's that you say?

You did not previously know what Tiger said?



You did not see a video clip of him speaking on any national television network?

You did not see a photo of Tiger at the Lincoln Memorial offering his remarks honoring our military.



You did not read a story in the NY Times?

His appearance at the Inaugural Celebration had been widely hailed and promoted in advance by the Obama inaugural organizers ... yet January 18 when he came and spoke ... afterwards, a black out.



If you are as tired of the biased, hypocritical, liberal media hoopla as I am, please send this on to your friends. Thanks



Forwarded by

Dan Sorkin
www.stumps.org
Chief Stump



A nation of sheep
will beget a government
of wolves.
...edward r. murrow


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My two cents On Tiger Woods,
I watched this kid as he started his journey and started to notice something about him that I first couldn't put my finger on but later it became more obvious.
Tiger Woods was raised by a womanizing father who looked for glory and wealth thru his son........along the way a complete lack of respect became part of Tigers' way of doing business........" I'm better then you" "Don't stand in my way" No respect for his beautiful wife and kids....I don't care if I bring a disease home to their mother ,my wife,I won't wear a raincoat with these "gold digger beauties"......screw them all....
I don't care if my son is raised by a step father if she divorces me for infidelity.........I I I I ....yes Tiger is real sick.....It is called narcicism......
The real blow will definitely be if he is caught on steroid charges (alleged)
Role model......just what we need for this greedy me only society......look at the stock market paying themselves big bonuses after there baled out.
I hope the punk never wins another major even if he goes to "sex rehab"
Remember when he threw his driver recently. No concern that he could of killed someone in the peanut gallery...he never even semed concern...I wonder if Rush limbaugh is his real father?......"don't give money to Haiti" a real "caring" bunch aren't they!!
He belongs with Mark Mcguire and the rest of the cheaters..............

Bobby Jones threw lots of clubs and did actually nail a lady in the gallery once. I dropped a 30 footer for an eagle on 18 to top my opponents birdie which layed stiff for all the cash and I threw my Geo Low putter 30' up into the air and went into a couple of hand pumps and it came down, landed on my head and damn near knocked me out, as I fell to my knees in pain, bleeding, the other 3 guys damn near fell over laughing. I never threw another club again, a few pool cues, yes.

Throw 800 million to a poor kid in a decade, and tell me it will not totally change him into something different. A lot of people are getting wise to Tiger now, since the gloves came off. That much money, that fast, I guess corrupts your soul. Tigers not the only one with the disease. It tends to go with the territory. Jesus said, its hard for a rich man, to get into heaven. To make a million dollars, you have to commit crimes.

Haiti, I have been there in the early 70's, the 80's, its disgusting, the shit hole of the universe. Nothing changes, the people are ignorant, no education, about one level above apes. We should just drop a couple of 100 meagaton warheads there, and put em all out of their misery. There is no solution to that mess, we poured a billion in there, and what do we have now, nothing, total collapse, total cahos. Wasted money, wasted time. I would not spend another dime there, I say, we should have spent that billion on our own poor black inner city kids trying to advance them and get them in college with a real future. They have a chance, those kids in Haiti, sitting in the mud in the streets, have no chance.

It's live and let die, hell 33% of the world is fooked. You cant go around trying to save them all, it cant be done. Or, we could move the entire congress to Port a Prince, let them work down there, I would go for that. Just go down there for a couple of days, you will never go back. Let France go in there and take care of the problem. Let Mexico or Canada go in there. Its about time, we stop being the world saviour and policeman. Let the Vatican sell off their gold and buy them new homes and food. Why does this always have to fall on us, to take care of it. Let empty all of our prisons like Castro did, and send them all to Haiti, it will raise their gene pool up tremendously in 20 years and save us billions. We need to let the UN handle it, or match dollar for dollar, what other countries put up. We need to stop letting them let us do it all.

How many countries came running to our aid, during Katrina, how many Hatians left their country to come in here to help us? How many Muslims came to our aid from Indonesia. Most of them, hate our ass. It's my money they are spending over there, my taxes, and nobody is asking me, if I want to spend it. I am all for cutting off all imigration and a new isolationism, like before WWII> I know, that will drive the liberals and bleeding hearts into a grand mal, but that is how I feel. I would round up every Hatian in the USA, DEPORT EVERY ONE back to Haiti so they could help rebuild their country. That would get rid of one hell of a lot of drug dealers. I would give every one a hammer, lots of nails, a cord of wood and put them on a boat.

We tried in Vain to do something with those animals called sub humans in Somelia, and then got smart and just got the hell out of there and said, fook it, they are on their own. We need to do the same thing with Haiti. Make it the garbage dump of humanity. Do a serious crime and felony here, send you to prison, naw, dump you in Haiti, end of problem. Round up all the gang bangers and dope sellers, dump them in Haiti. Lets fill that Island up.

They have had 200 fookin years to get their act together down there, and all they do is smoke dope and sit in the mud. And the biggest ass hole dumb shit on the planet, Jimmy Carter, we need to move his ass down there, I would deport that fucker too, and give him 2 hammers and all the nails he wants. They have no fuckin trees, the burned them all for charcoal to sell, its just mass stupidy and igornance on a scale you cant fathom. I feel no mercy for them, no obligation to help or feed them either. I see a stray dog walk down my street every day, and I turn my back on him. I saved and took in 3, I did my duty, helped all I could. But if I took in one a day, in a year, I would be feeding 365 in my back yard and it would be full of shit.
They all need to get off of their asses, out of the mud, and go to work in Haiti. They are not sitting on their asses next door in the Dominican?

It's like trying to organize a tribe of chimps in the zoo and get them to build a house, all they do is look at you, going, say what? You build dee house mon, I tink dees es too hard work mon.

Who is crying for the starving people sitting in the baked earth in India? Or in parts of Africa, it goes on and on and on. It could drive you insane.


30,000 people starve to death world wide, every day. This is going to get much worse, as we continue to breed our selves into extinction. You can't save them all. It's like trying to save all the stray dogs, it can't be done, you have to let they die by the thousands.

On top of a Tibetian mountain top, I asked the great guru grand master Monk dali pama, what is the secret of life, why am I here.

He said grasshopper, life is shit, full of misery, betrayal and un happiness. Soon it gets much worse, you get old, sick, ugly, lonely and you die. Then you realize, it was all wasted days, and wasted nights. Get all the pussy you can along the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qu8RPvhP-U

Intersesting comments FL but maybe not quite a solution that Jesus would agree with. First these people were a slave colony under strict French control which kept them poor for the longest time.
Why keep people poor and our welfare ............then they will be happy with less and should be happy doing our menial labor needs for pitance.
Raise a people up.,give them a decent education......and they just might compete with those that don't want the competition.
Jesus was considered a poor man from a poor area and he chose poor fisherman who would follow him despite or inspite of their present postions.
The power brokers at the time never would accept these second class citizens.........Throw them to the lions.............
Haiti was a slave colony.....Domincan Republic a spanish republic.........apples and oranges......three cushion and one pocket.....
If we didn't have third world countries making our Nikes and baseball caps and sandals and charcoal then Oh my gosh we might not be able to live as High on the hog as we do.........
When a country doesn't have a real caring sponsor then it is less to itself to fend for it self and usually the wrong elements.mafia,drug lords,rule........
This has been the unfortunate result of the greed in Haiti.
To me it is like a giant Louisana ward that was allowed to be flooded and "hpopefully" never rebuilt. THe big boys would rather these indigants would disperse and melt in to other cities inner cities.
Yes FL the fix is not easy,if it was we could wave a majic wand or as maybe you suggested start over with a nuked land devoid of these folks.
Rather the hardest fix of all was when God say ok Jesus you want to help rather then nuke this ******** then I tell you what....you die on a cross ,nailed bleeding and stuck with swords and fed vinegar for water if you want to save the creeps.....take it or leave it!!!!!!!!!
FL.............God loves us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fl yes even Haitians..........Lord help them they know what not they do.
Be careful, you might die and find out the Jesus actually is pretty dark arabic and doesn't look at all like the "arian european" with blue eyes that the statues and pics in these predgudice churches present.
God Love You....
Mrcrawdad

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FL SAY:
yOU SAID: Intersesting comments FL but maybe not quite a solution that Jesus would agree with

You want me to follow the teachings of Jesus. MLK said, to go out and preach the true teachings of Jesus, love your fellow man, would be the most dangerous thing a man could do. He did, and they shot him in the throat with a .308. Gandai did, they shot him in the chest with a .38, the dalia lama did, and he had to flee his country under threat of death, Jesus did, they nailed him to a cross. It seems our fellow man, does not want to be loved by us. He would rather fook us, and steal our money. Love does not seem to be selling well right now.

The 3rd anti christ is now in control behind the scenes, with Osama Bama as one of his early false prophets and stooges, The devil is running things here now, and not Jesus. Jesus will not arrive and do anything until 2050. So his policy is, let us live and let die. He will sit back, and let 6 billion of us, die horrible deaths. Read your bible, revelations. Sounds like to me, he wants to thin us out a little also, before he takes over. The next 40 years, is the Devils big show.
Now remember, I have been to heaven, and you have not, so I have got a peek at the boys up there. Yes, Jesus was a Palastinian, and could have looked like one you see today, and not the blond blue eyes wasp the catholic church painted over the centuries. This I agree with, that this is possible. He would have been dark, being out in the sun a lot. I am out in the sun a lot and I am the same color as a Mexican, but I am a light white.

But remember; John the Baptist and Jesus were artificially inseminated into two women by an angel, One was barren and over 50, and their semen, would have produced a different human, than the 6 later children Mary birthed from normal intercourse with Joseph. Mary had, two different donors. The church likes to hide this fact about Mary being a normal married woman with a man poping out a different kid every year after Jesus was born. So Jesus could have been blond, blue eyed, from the Angels semen they put into Mary for her Immaculate conception, and his 6 bother and sisters, looked dark like a Palestinian from Joseph's seed. We have an actual photo of Jesus, which I firmly believe it to be true, and it does not show a Palestinian. Artists over the centuries used that image. So If I were God, and I wanted people to pay attention to Jesus, I would have made him what he was, 6' 2" around 5' 2" people, and Blond blue eyed light Aryan skin and features, around dark eyed & dark skinned people. You don't want him blending in, you want him standing out.

http://www.shroud.com/

http://www.neverthirsty.org/pp/corner/read/r00226.html

http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcfa.htm

The criminal Jesus and his brother James were both executed under Roman law. Mary Magaline the wife of Jesus and his main desciple, took his unborn daughter she was carrying, Sarah, God' princess, to the south of France, where she was born in safety.


France dumped Haiti 2 centuries ago, so I say, let France go in there and take care of it, rebuild it. It's their shithole, let them clean it out. Most of those people there speak french, or a creole pig latin version of it. The Frogs knew it was a total pos and not worth going in to even put down the slave revolt. They just let them all rot. I say, we adopt the same policy Napoleon had with them. I can give you a long list of countries we should let them rot in and most are in Africa and the middle east. Shit holes that are not worth the effort to try and fix up.

Why do we have to run and try to fix everything everywhere that goes wrong. Of course if I was prez, I would not drop a couple of nukes and wipe the place out, that was being, well you know, just me. You can't take everything I say, literally, unless you are trying to frame, set me up, quote me out of context and make me look bad, which a lot of people do to me. I realize, I am easy to go off on and I drive the liberal bleeding heart pussy girlie boys crazy, I realize, I am not easy to love, but what I meant, was, the place is un fixable, hopeless, beyond repair. Triple fooked. Only until you have been there, spent time there, as I have, will you then have a grasp of the situation. Its the ass hole of the Earth, the worst country I have ever been to, and I have been in over 70.

When I took over sales in the Caribbean I had 5 sales offices there on 5 different Islands, Bahamas, Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Grand Cayman, Jamica, and traveled to all the Islands. We had a small operation there, in Port au Prince making electronics, and were paying them I think, 25 or 35 cents an hour. This was the early 70's. The work they put out, was so bad, I pulled the operation out and moved it. The people are simply, ignorant, lazy, stupid and dumb. I realized the place was fooked back in 73. I found the entire country, and its people, disgusting.

I go over next door to Santo Domingo, stay at a lovely hotel, gamble in the casino, play golf at a top course, nice dining, actual real civilization. Once you realize, or understand why one half has it together and the other half is sitting on their asses in the mud for the last 200 years, then you will grasp the situation. Both has had the same opportunity for the last 200 years. You try and figure it out, I won't bother to explain it to you.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http:/...ved=0CBQQ9QEwBA

30,000 people are starving to death every day, outside of Haiti. Who cries out for them? In 3 years, one third of the world, is going to die, and later, another third from starvation a couple of years after that. Things are slowly going to get a lot worse and a lot of people are going to die, by the billions. We will finally get to the point, where we will pull in and realize, we cant help them all. I am just, ahead of the curve here. And when our country gets hit, like in Katrina, nobody comes to our aid. It's like the Frogs, we saved their asses twice in two world wars, if our boys would not gone over there and died on their soil they would be eating sour kraut today and drinking snapps. What did we get for that, they hate our fookin asses. Were they there, after Katrina to help us, fook no they were not. Yes I have been to Paris many times, and experienced these ass holes.

Aids was first dumped in Haiti, by the CIA, to help thin the population out there, and in Africa. I am convinced of that. The global thinning plan was hatched by the same group that had Kennedy wacked, then took over in the coup D tat and founded the Trilaterial commission. And if that is true, then these boys, including LBJ and Trickey Dickey, make Hitler and the Nazi's look like Mother Theresa. Was this in fact, the greatest crime against humanity in the history of the world."

26 million people have died in Africa of Aids, and soon it will be 100,000,000 dead. Who cries for them. Who is running to their salvation.

the greatest crime against humanity in the history of the world," FL declares.

http://www.eaec.org/expose/KateMcClureExcllusive.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM02ledj3ao

Like the Brits, during the Irish Potato famine, lets millions starve and flee, thinking thinning out the trash micks, was a good idea. This is not a new idea in history.
Is that not what we did to the American Indians, or Hitler to the Jews. Thin them out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc78yPv_ztM

New Orleans, yes, My pal was in a panel of engineers and experts, they brought in the top 3 big engineering companies, who told them the truth, the place is fooked, leave it, move the city to high ground, start over. Rebuild there. Leave the new lake, behind, as is. Just move Bourbon street and the vieux Carre, just rebuild it 20 miles north. Don't even drain it. Walk away from it. The black mayor, did not want to give up his black residents, fearing they would be moved and he would lose his power base as whites took the place, back over. So the idiot is rebuilding it, and it will flood again, in 3 years. And you and I are paying for this stupidity with our tax money.

We put a billion dollars into Haiti, and nothing changed. Wake up, its time to walk away. Dump the problem on the Frogs. I am in this mode, live and let die.....Let Cuba go over and rebuild it, or the Dominican Republic. Let them, feed them. These other countries are playing us for chumps. It's all this bleeding heart BS on CNN where these ass holes are just looking to push a story, get higher ratings, and have something to do. They beat a story, into the dirt.

If you want to send your money down there, to be wasted, good, do it, I am sure it will make you feel wonderful. I'll even toss some holy water on ya. Even better, go down there, bring a hammer and nails, live with these people, then you will know what the score is. I feel for them, like I feel for the stray dog that walks by my house every day, I try not to watch, I ignore their plight, because I can't save or help them all. Throwing money at these people, makes us feel good, like we did our Christian good deed for the day, but to be honest, it has not, nor will it change anything there. You are throwing money into a black hole in space.

Sure, I would send them food and water, medicine, doctors to treat the injured, there, and chain saws, hammers, nails and wood, and send down carpenters and teach them, how to rebuild it. I would not, rebuild it for them. I would match, dollar for dollar, what other countries put in down there, making them step up to the plate where they now keep their money and just let dumb us fix everything that goes wrong. They are going to need a lot of wood, they burned down most of their forest, which was once a lush jungle, then the top soil washed away, then crops wont grow. Jacque Cousteau Wept, when he came back there after several years of being away and saw, what they had done.

And the last thing I would allow, is for any of these losers to be brought into this country. Many of the ones who got here on rafts, ended up being some of the most violent and vicious drug dealers we have ever known. Bring winners into this country, not losers and the trash of the Earth. And that is the first thing, the bleeding hearts in the Churches do, drag in this loser trash. They dragged in all of those loser muslim somoelians, now running around in their robes and dipers on their heads. Man, those dudes, especially the chicks, are double ugly. I guess, that made the holy rollers feel good. Fact, every fookin person in Haiti, would move in here, if you let them.

If you want to help blacks, then go into our own inter cities, and help them, throw money at them, go help rebuild their ghettos. That is the Christian thing to do. Give all of your money, to them, they you can go to heaven, for sure. That is probably what Jesus would tell you to do, if he was here now. That is what he told Lazarus to do, give up all of his fortune and holdings and become poor and righteous because a rich man he said has little chance to get into heaven. Then the blacks can move into your 10,000 sq ft new home, watch your big screen TV, swim in your pool, and you can move into their one room shit hole in the ghetto and smoke their crack pipe? Is that what you want?

We are decending into madness, as the end days are now upon us. Watching people die of starvation, is something you need to get used to, fast. You are going to see a lot of it. And you may be one of them, and that money you sent down to Haiti, to be wasted, you should have spent, to stock up on water and survival food, for your own family. When your family begins to starve, nobody from Haiti is coming up here, to feed you.

The time has come, to live, and let die.

I realize what I say, is not politically correct, but when have I ever been, on the same page with those who herd you like the sheep you are. It's hard, to have a different view point, for when you do, a lot of people, want to get you for it. So most, just get inside the herd and shut up.

You are saying Rush is saying some of the things I am, I have not heard him talk in years, in fact, I do not listen to any talk radio or TV. I do read the newspaper. Haraldo, fook him. I don't have time for his shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK2hKzZss5Y...feature=related

When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say life and let life
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die
Live and let die
Live and let die

What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the other fellow hell

When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say life and let life
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry

A lot of what you say I agree with.....a few things to consider as a Christian man.........

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FL: Perhaps I am maybe a Buddhist man? I follow the basic teachings now of the Dalai Lama
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The French never took care of these people......it was a slave colony ...our prisoners with their weight rooms,cell phones,college degree access at taxpayer exspense,etc, have many more rights than the Haitians ever did under the French.

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FL: tHEY had the same rights in Haiti that the blacks did in the USA at that time, none, they were slaves, cattle, property.
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Now "free" these same people but keep them ignorant under various corrupt leaders and see how they stay ignorant.
Now you said you worked for a co.that had a plant or two that paid them 25cents and hour in 1970.........
A real civilzed wage FL.....what were they suppose to do with 25 cents.......or your company was so kind!

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FL: I did not set the factory up there, I did not set the wage, THE Company was the typical billion dollar operation. I was your typical line mgr, I either produced or I was gone. When people fucked up, I got rid of them fast. I just pulled it out of there and moved it to a civilized place. It was like running a factory in the monkey cage at the zoo. I said, I thought it was 35 cents, and in 72, that would be x5 in todays money, or $1.75. If you ever get down there, a $1.75 is good money. Lots of countries have people making 300 a year. The average doctor in India makes $5K a year. You go there, to reduce your costs, why does some paki or philly aswer your phone when you call for help on 800 numbers, look at your tennis shoes, some chink making 35 cents an hour, or a convict, make them, and he lives on a mat in a factory and eats a bowl of rice a day and consideres himself lucky. The minimum wage in the usa in 1970 was $1.60. I moved the board assembly to Mexico, it was not a large operation. We paid more, the people worked like dogs, they were better educated and the bad products stopped coming off the line. I am a capitalist, always have been, a corporate person who is only interested in profit and the bottom line. I am, what I am. I worked hard, produced a profit, got paid a nice salary, lavish benefits and a nice bonus. Greed is good. That is why communiusm collapsed, no greed. I like wearing silk shirts, playing golf at an excusive top country club, that is what greed gets you. That is why a commie making 25 cents an hour, does not wear a silk shirt.

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeec...wallstreet.html
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Then you go next door to a people that would of shot you if they were offered 25cents an hour and think now these are real people?

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FL: The Haitians got fired by me, because they were making bad products and all efforts to train them, failed. The mexicans got paid more, were very grateful for the jobs in the incomes. I do not like all people, I do not like Haitans, I do generally like most mexicans, they work hard, they are good people. I speak spanish and I have been all over that country for decades.

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You know FL when my Godfather went back to Croatia when it was still under Communist rule he got a flat tire on a rent a car and pulled in to the station and asked them to fix it.
They said no they were owned buy the state and the guy across the street owned his own and he would fix it since they made the same since they fix a tire or not. (They were paid probably 25cents an hour)
I hope you unserstand these Haitians never had a "real" sponsor..........the money we throw went to corrupt leaders.
I am not one FL for giving money to a group (Red Cross,etc,) and then saying "i did my part.
Money is not the soultion though it is needed right now to feed them....long term is a complete rebuild which should not fall on US hands but namely all the countries and a good share on France for creating this mess in the first place.
It is a shame the little helpless children get affected......the 10 comandments were given to the Jewish people to live by along with many more disciplines imposed.
The gentiles thru Jesus Christ dying on the Cross have one comandment, love thy neighbor as thyself!
I don't think Jesus wanted us to treat any people like stray dogs wwith a yard full of ****.
When my yard would get full of **** I guess Jesus would tell me to bag in and sell it as manure.
God still loves you FL inspite of some of your crudeness.........Crawdad

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Yes, I have been to their white house, its been ran by dictators, commies, and all the money goes to an elite 1-2% on top, the rest of them, sits in the mud in the street with no hope. Their leaders, their elite, are the real criminals here. They should have all been hung.
Giver money to the red cross, and they eat up 70 cents on taking care of their own fat cats, 30 cents might get into the field. Other charaties, it might be 10%. The only one I have any respect for, is the Salvation Army, which I personally give 10K to every Xmas. You are beginning to see the light here, and you don't like what you are seeing, and you are angry with me, for shoving it in your face and telling it like it is, but to your credit, you hung in here, you went through every line, and you worked thought this and are seeing the problem now, on a different level from the bull shit being blared out by CNN. There are 2 sides to every story or situation. For that, I now have very high respect for you, wether you like me or not, that part, is not important.
Haiti is a shit hole, it makes nothing, exports nothing, does nothing, is nothing, and they are 10 times worse than our black welfare inner city democrat losers, like them, they are sitting on their asses, expected us to feed and take care of them. The first two people I would cancel their passports on would be that fuckin idiot moron Jimmy Carter and the ho monger pos Slick Willie.
I agree with every word in your last statement, even including that God loves me, I know that, hell he brought me up to heaven for a little pow wow. I wonder if God loves the devil worshiping voo doo religion of the Haitians. And you are right, I am one crude son of a bitch. I don't waste time, running around kissing asses. I just make things happen. Like I said in an earlier post, I am hard to love. I am hard, but I am fair.

I have 3 standing orders, either lead me, follow me, or get the fuck out of my way. My politics have been stated here for years. I am left of John Wayne, right of Genhgis Kahn. I don't vote or belong to any politcal party, nor do I belong to any church or to any religion. I make no effort to be politically correct, because I have no politics, and I am not running for governor. I don't follow any one's orders, I lead, people follow me. Nobody tells me what to do, I tell people what to do.

I just now dug into this Rush thing, to see what's going on.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dcnow/2010...ir-that-pe.html

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201001130017

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01/13/cr...ry6092717.shtml

FL, I better let you and God take care of R Limbaugh and Pat Roberston......All I know is to pray for them both...You know In Europe there is no free pass for tv preachers....First of all ,they are not alowed to come on tv and ask ask for money...
It seems to me that a certain amount of "karma" usually comes around and bites these big dogs right in the "derier"
I need to get ready for Louisville....I have one tournament at midnight that I'm exited about as well as one pocket biggy.
I haven't played there since 2002....need to finish in top 75 to cash a check....Crawdad

FL: i DONt listen to Rush, or any talk radio or TV. I dont care. I do agree, throw all the preachers off TV, The Swaggart and Tammy Faye bull shit was hard to swallow, and these suckers just keep getting fleeced by the next one that comes along. If people want to be preached to, let them go to church like we used to.

I'll be happy to send money to Jesus, all he has to do is give me his address and I'll send him 10%. I have never seen the Dalia lama, ask for money. He does not care, others care for him, and make it happen. If Jesus showed up today, he would tell the Pope to sell his 15k Rolex and give the money to the poor. What the fuck, does the Pope need with a watch. People tell him what time it is.


I hope you win, do well, and make expenses and have a little to stuff your sock with.

Rush I understand. Pat, I have listened to him a lot, for a long time, trying to figure out, what the fuck he really is, is he a preacher, or is he running for president? After a while it sinks in, its both. He does kick out some good stuff, now and then. Over all, Baptist holy rollers, are not my cup of tea.

Click to view attachmentClick to view attachmentClick to view attachmentThe French say, Haiti its too far away, thousands of miles, and we don't have the resources, usa, its close to you, right off Florida, you go take care of it. We are busy making wine. Maybe we will drop off some crouisants later and a couple bottles of cognac via Fedex.

We do go in, and now they are saying, look, bad Americans, all they are doing, is occupying Haiti with their military and will turn it into a new American territory.
Okie dokie, then if I wuz prez, I would then, occupy Martinique and see if that caught the frogs attention. When I cut off their bananas, coconuts and flowers off, they would come crawling.

Polls have consistently showed over many years, that 60% of all Europeans do not like American and want to see us weakened or brought down. Chaves is saying the same thing, we are now occupiers and compares us to Hitler going into Poland.

Our leading expert down there, has concluded, In Haiti, there is no way for them to recover from this. Hell, they could have called me up, I could have told them that on day one, there is nothing these nitcompoops can recover from. There is nothing to recover from, they were already collapsed. They were triple fooked, then have an earthquake and now are quadruple fooked, how hard is that to figure out.

My first solution now seems like the only one that ever made sense, drop two 100 megaton Nukes and wipe the place clean, do a Hirosimo on it, put them out of their misery. That is the only plan that is cheap and will work. A new place to test our H bombs.

Or, I would drop a false story in the news, that the earthquakes opened several huge veins of pure gold and its the biggest gold strike ever seen, bigger than California. Tens of thousands would rush in, and I would give them a hammer, nails and a chain saw, and say, clean the mess up, oppps, no ships are going to be leaving to take you back for a year. Have a nice stay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gb0mxcpPOU

We have all been taught sterotypes, and they do tend to stick with us, some are true, like all painters and Irish people are drunks, one day I may find one, that is not a drunk, I shall keep searching, and some of the other sterotypes are not. I have known several smart polacks.

There are many stereotypes that bug me. People naturally think in generalizations and stereotypes so it isn't easy to identify them 100% of the time. The obvious ones are racist, sexist or just plain ridiculous: Mexicans are lazy, Blonds are dumb as rocks, white men can't jump or dance, and Asians are good in math, wops like Spagetti, women are bad drivers, Germans like the smell of burnt jew in the morning with their coffee, Pollock's are stupid, blacks can't swim and the French are rude with little dicks.

Lets focus on da frogs. They are rude, no problem, go to Paris and try and speak a little high school French to them. See where that goes Holmes.
I have long said, Paris is my favorite city on earth, and I would move and live there, if you would just ship out the 6 million frog assholes who are infesting the place.

And they do have the most beautiful language, but, any one who does not speak it, they view as an outer barbarian, not worthy of their attention or a polite answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsITbtL1Vo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd_nopTFuZA&feature=fvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXTe5GOYGz8...feature=related

They have bad attitudes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc78yPv_ztM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzlCdWwYn2I&feature=fvw

And they take their food, way to serious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi2sUcVkm9E...feature=related

And those sauces, the Krauts took all the good beef and only let them eat horses in WWII, wala, the sauces to cover up the horse meat taste. They eat rats and cook them in beer.

They are little people, sort of faggot in their mannerisms, never smile, rude ass holes. They are cheeze eating wino drunks. They are cowards and can't fight, The Rooskies beat them, the English and the Krauts beat them, The VC beat them, everyone beat them. We have bailed them out and saved their asses in their last 3 wars. Why is the Champs-Élysées covered in trees. A: So the Germans can march in the shade. Why does the new French Navy have all glass bottom boats. So they can sail out, and see the old WWII French navy?
Half of the country in WWII was suckin the Jerries dicks and they were fighing along side them after they surrendered to the Krauts.

Q: Why are the French so afraid of war?
A: You would be too if you never won one in your history.

Here is an actual historical fact. Congnac, has the most punch and leaves the biggest hangover. Napoleons troops were losing the war, because they could not get up and fight, because they were too fooked up from the night before. They would yell out. stop blowing that fookin bugle, and tell those limeys to stop shooting off those cannons, my head hurts, we can fight until noon, tell the limeys to go back. Napoleon took away their congnac and dug up the pot along the river banks and had them smoke it instead, and walla, they could bet up the next morning with out a hangover, but they all had the munchies and croussants were then invented. But they were all laying around going yeah man, the limeys are coming, man, too cool, dude, take another toke, I dont wanna fight, I wanna make love. And Waterloo was lost in a cloud of pot smoke.

A cursory review of French military history reveals the following: 1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. 2 - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." 3 - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. 4 - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. 5 - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant but still manages to get invaded. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. 6 - War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. 7 - The Dutch War - Tied. Dutch farmers and tulip growers are tougher than they look. 8 - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Francophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. 9 - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. 10 - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; “France only wins when America does most of the fighting." 11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. 12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for the Russian winter, Prussian grenadiers or a British footwear designer. 13 - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. For the first, but certainly not the last time, Germany plays the role of drunken frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. 14 - World War I - Invaded, humiliated and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Winds up a tie for les francaise. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination totally foreign to French women) incites widespread use of condoms by American soldiers, thus precluding any improvement in the French bloodline. 15 - World War II - A decisive defeat even by French standards. Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six weeks. Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French command staff retreats to Algeria to institute a crash language program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German and French generals to say "We surrender" in German. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song and some small portion of the German work ethic. De Gaulle of it all... 16 - First Vietnamese war (in Vietnamese circles, known as "the scrimmage", or "the exhibition game" where the varsity squad is kept on the sideline to see how the second string will play) - Lost. French soldiers, fresh off their four year occupation by the Germans, catch a terminal case of Dien Bien Flu. 17 - Algerian rebellion - Lost. First time an Arab army has beaten a Western army since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern Islamic warfare: "We can always beat the French." A nice phrase, but it lacks something in originality, since it is also the first rule of warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, Native Americans and capitalists. 18 - War on Terrorism - Lost. Incensed at not being included in the original "Axis of Evil," France refuses to participate. When it becomes clear that this is a "no-kidding war," Jacques Chirac looks at his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard Schroeder. For good measure, he also surrenders to five million illegal immigrants from Algeria. The moral of the story is - give thanks to God on high that the French are not helping us!

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles...rench_jokes.asp

I have put a ban on anything they make. I only eat American cheeze, drink California pinot Noir. The only exception I have made to this total ban, is their cognac, California Brandy sucks royal dick. I drink the frog shit, but I pretend not to like it and make a face. I go oooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Nasty Reme, and slug down a jolt.

FL say: Fook dem Frogs

Boycott da frogs.

http://www.classbrain.com/artfree/publish/article_142.shtml

Buy your fook da french bumper stickers right here

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff.51...-rightwingstuff

And so, to all my French, darlings, I say to you: cassez-vous

A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains to make for her family for dinner that night. She looked at the display of brains and saw that American brains were $4.95 per lb, British brains were $4.90 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint. "No ma'am," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains!?" replied the butcher.
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Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant!

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Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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"A lot of Americans right now are angry at the French. In Washington, the cafeteria where the members of Congress eat announced that they have changed the name of 'french fries' to 'freedom fries.' Nothing like this has happened since the 1950s when 'russian dressing' changed to 'commie sauce.'" at the CIA cafeteria.

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A foreign door-to-door salesman was passing through the French countryside. Deciding to try his luck at a farmhouse he knocked on the door. A kid opened the door. Salesman: "Is your dad home?" Kid: "Yeah, but he’s busy right now. He’s out back screwing the sheep." The salesman chuckled, "Screwing the sheep, certainly you mean sheering the sheep." "No," the kid replied, "he’s screwing the sheep." This being said, the salesman just could not believe his ears and asked: "Doesn’t that interfere with the gene pool?" The kid replied: NAAAAAAAAAAA

Tiger Woods, when you look at the skinny kid in 2000, and now all his new muscles and biceps, the new charge that he has been taking steroids, really is a strong possibility.

Will Tiger become the Barry Bonds of golf. If they catch him with this, he is triple fooked. The only sponsor that will have him will be the male enhancer pill people.

Now it makes sence why he left golf, to go hide, to drain the drugs from his system and to avoid being tested and caught at some tourney. Once he is clean, he will go back to work and deny everything and pull a Mark McGuire.

http://www.examiner.com/x-17800-Raleigh-He...charges-to-come

Has Tiger won on steroids and did he cheat the field doing this?

Is he in hiding now, to hide, his lying eyes?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcbUqVObII...feature=related


http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2...res.html?cat=14

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10,000 troops on the ground in Haiti, 200,000 dead, total cahos. This was predicted in the bible, and much more is soon to come. This is only the beginning, the opening rounds. The poles are rolling over, and they will be cracking the plates open, causing earthquakes and volcanic explosions. They want 10 billion to rebuild it. And in a year or two, a hurricane will come in and wipe it all out again. I would not chase good money after bad. I would clean the place up, clear the roads, get the electricity back on, basic services going, then teach all of them, how to be carpenters, teach them to recycle their own rubble and broken buildings to use that to build simple shelters and shanty houses for them. This is a tropical place, not Green Bay, so a house does not have to be done that well to work, its main purpose is to keep rain off of you. I would give them wood, 2 goats, nails, hammers, chain saws, roofing, paint, what ever they needed, then get them, to rebuild it, or sit in the mud as before. They love goats there, it gives them cheap milk and meat. We give them seeds and teach each one how to plant a garden and to produce their own food. They need to be educated on so many things, the list, is endless. You have to get them, to assume responsibility for their own country and for their lives. And stop sitting on their asses, waiting for us, to take care of them.


Its the shithole of the earth, and you do not toss 10 billion, in a shithole. You don't try and turn a shithole into disneyland. If the wind, blows over your shithouse, at the back of your farm, you throw it back up, bang some new boards on it, it looks worse than before, but as a shithouse, it works. You don't put in a picture window and a designer roof back on. You get a hammer and bang out the tin on the roof so its straight.

10 billion, the entire fookin country aint worth that. If I offered them 50 million and everyone there would become my slaves, they would probably sell it to me for that. Then I could become, King Larry. Maybe Fidel would loan me the 50, we could cut some kinda deal.

We can't here imagine what its like down there. We can't think that small. In 72, when I was paying them 35 cents an hour, I was paying them, double the income they are making today, 38 years later. I was paying, double the going rate, top wages. They thought I was Santa Clause. One poster thought I was abusing them, in fact, I was feeding and saving them instead from starvation. I buy stuff from Chinese who pay their workers 35 cents an hour. How can Costco sell a beautiful pair of tennis shoes, for $19, easy, 35 cent an hour people made it.

We need to put these people to work, all 4.1 million of them. I would take very item the armed services is buying over seas, any item not from Americans, that is not high tech. Say they are buying hammers from China. I would build a hammer plant, and make them there, and sell them to the Army for less than china is charging. On the profits, I would pay off those who set the plant up and built it and trained the Hatians to run it. As the plant progressed, and later paid off the ROI, I would keep increasing the wages of the workers until one day they would be making a USA minimum wage, and the stardard of living there would take off. The next plant might be toilent seats, or hub caps for jeeps. It would all self finance its self and pay it all back, minus any interest. For those there, who could not work, or would not work, I would deport them all to Somelia. I would make that, the next, number one ass hole of the Earth, right now, its #2. The managers and skilled workers would receive top wages. Then this place, could become an actual civilized country.

http://www.cbuhaiti.org/about_haiti.htm

Don't remember the conservative media paying any attention either.

When we had the coup D tat in 63, the brilliant part of it, was not telling us what it was and what happened. The first thing that group has to do, is buy up and control all the newspapers and TV stations, and major mags like readers digest which is controlled by the CIA. They leave one alone, like Fox, so there will be a small opposition, which they declare to be right wing wackos, not in the politically correct mainstream. Then, they program you how to think, how to act, and their propoganda brain washes you. Its being done in every country on earth. The red commies in China and Russia have done this for over a half century, as had the trilaterial commission here. Then the anti christ comes on the scene, and takes over, but again, he does not announce that, or tell you he's here, he just slips in and begins running things by putting in stooges like Osama Bama he is his front man, and false prophet. Then they move you into the one world order and government, which they will begin in 1000 days, and then, you wake up, that your new wonderful world leader, is Satan. The masses are sheep, they are easy to herd, because they are stupid and dumb, they want to be told, what to do.

The only places you can now get the truth, is on the bumper stickers of cars. BUMPERSTICKERS collected by Roger Fritz


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When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
If the early bird gets the worm, where's the incentive to get up early
for the worm?
Your command is my wish.
Society for an idiot-free America.
A fool and his money are welcome anywhere.
I love dirt.
Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap.
If you are mean, irritable or grouchy, there will be a $10 service
charge for putting up with you.
If you can't beat them, arrange for them to be beaten.
Nothing in nature travels faster than a bad check.
Chocolate: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Billionaires for Bush (or Gore).
Don't get even-- get odd.
Sorry I'm not at church. I'm busy practicing witchcraft and
becoming a lesbian.
Not just a tomboy phase.
You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally
ill, physically abusive, cold, dead hands.
Thingk fast.
I've only myself to blame, but the day is young.
Every hour wounds, and the last one kills.
Life is unfair. Take advantage of it.
When in charge, ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in
doubt, mumble.
The Lord didn't do it all in one day.
If this car was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
Normal people worry me.
Get fat.
Dad, what were forests like?
Fish fear me.
Plan to improvise.
I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
Don't mess with dragons, because you're crunchy and taste good
with ketchup.
Pinot envy.
The artless are in charge of funding the arts.
Just say no to one-word solutions.
Another tree-hugging dirt lover.
Why can't we all just get a bong?
I'm not a millionaire, but I got no time to care.
The difference between tattooed and non-tattooed people is that
tattooed people are cool and can kick your ass.
Strike a blow for justice. Punch my attorney.
Dog is my co-pilot.
Never get in the way of a car needing extensive body work.
Stop Global Whining.
Living with a Basque builds character.
Support your local revolution.
Carpe podium.
The older the violin, the sweeter the music.
Sheed happens.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at you.
Well past tense.
Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
Resistance is feudal.
You're entitled to your wrong opinion.
2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do.
I choose not to live in reality.
If I got smart with you, how would you know?
Loose lips sink starships.
Stupidity should be painful.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.
If women didn't exist, we wouldn't need money.
Spanking heals.
Thou shalt wahoo.
Plan to improvise.
Death before decaf.
Control your destiny, or someone else will.
Boldly going nowhere.
Notice: humor not appreciated.
Hi. I don't care. Thanks.
Live larger, drive smaller.
Vlad the Inhaler.

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Commit random senseless acts.
I have a common ancestor with everyone I meet.
That was Zen. This is Tao.
We spend all our time surfing.
Alpha bitch.
You can't outgive God.
Bite me, Ford Boy.
God doesn't favor groups. Only religions do that.
I'd strike out on my own, but on my own I'd strike out.
Pavement is forever.
Kind people inhale.
Oh no! Not another learning experience!
Environment is everything.
My other car is a pair of boots.
I'm not a brat. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
Traveling is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
We aren't human beings having a spiritual experience.
We're spiritual beings having a human experience.
Your girlfriend fakes it.
We don't want a bigger piece of the pie. We want the
whole pie.
Closing your heart doesn't make you safer. Neither does
opening it.
Live dangerously. Hug a fencer.
Got COBOL?
What wisdom is greater than kindness?
I do whatever the little voices tell me to.
Got sun?
Everything mechanical breaks.
Back off. I'm a postal worker.
Choose death.
Adam was a rough draft.
If it were easy, it'd be so boring.
Keep your butt in the car. The earth is not your ashtray.
I brake for pie.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains
excite me.
Suburbia: where they cut down trees and name streets after them.
Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on.
I'm not living in the past. I'm just paying for it.
People aggregate me.
If I could let go of my unrealistic expectations, everything in my
life would be perfect.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Eve was framed.
Better a bleeding heart than none at all.
Bummer.
Chaos: it's not just a theory, it's a way of life.
Madness takes a toll. Please have exact change ready.
I don't need a mechanic, I need a magician.
Ski naked. Put some color in your cheeks.
Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra.
I wish I was Barbie. That bitch has everything!
I love my wife.
Believe only half of what you think.
It's not stealing. It's managed giving.
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
I'm self unemployed.
Save the Y2K bug!
Married life rocks!
You're only old once.
Got pot?
I'd rather be at a meeting.
Don't give the devil a ride. He always wants to drive.
Get fat.
Question authority. Ask me anything.
I'm a free radical.
The Holy Ghost comes in many shapes. One of them is coffee.
I only sleep at stoplights.
Rehab is for quitters.
Got candy?
Back off! I'm a goddess.
The difference between ignorance and stupidity is you can
educate ignorance.
I brake for Hooters.
Scrap happens.
Real women don't get hot flashes. They get power surges.
BLISS: Being Loved Is So Sweet.
I'm here to confiscate your guns.
Jesus died so we can drink and gamble.
American by birth. Deadhead by choice.
Hippie power.
This ain't no technological breakdown. This is the road to hell.
If at first you don't succeed, quickly deny you ever even tried.
The reason divorces cost so much is that they're worth it.
Inner.com
The haves promote delayed gratification to the have nots.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Wackos for peace.
Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore.
You all laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you
because you're the same.
The rats keep winning the race.
If you think sex isn't important, ask someone who
isn't getting any.
If it weren't for sports, men would have no emotional life whatsoever.
Men like sex so much they put up with women to get it.
What would Buddha do?
The flexible will not be broken.
The root is mightier than the server.
Dead men don't wear polyester.
The hardest thing to predict is the future.
Be a smartass. Vote Democrat.
When she talks in her sleep, she gets my name right.
What would Scooby do?
I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprecauns, Unicorns, Dragons
and other invisible creatures that only I can see.
Everyone should be having more sex.
Coffee diem.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
George W.'s dream is to be elected president someday.
How many dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?
Born again & again & again.
Death to all fanatics!
On the 8th day, God made dachshunds.
I brake for your honor student.
I married Mr. Right, and then found out his first name
is Always.
I'd be jealous if I were you.
Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.
I love everyone. You're next.
Love > Fear.
Chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done.
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put
shoes on my dog.
Don't believe everything you think.
School prepares you for real life, which also sucks.
People who are different change the world. People who are the
same keep it the same.
If everything looks black, you've got your eyes shut.
Your powers are useless. The Clowns are on my side.
Therapy has taught me that it's all your fault.
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.

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Specialization is for insects.
I see dumb people.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
We're staying together till the children are dead.
People who are different change the world. People who are
the same keep it the same.
Let there be sparkle.
Got rights?
Trees don't grow on money either.
Question answers.
Keep Portland weird.
Good girl gone bad.
Nobody died when Clinton lied.
Re-elect Gore in 2004.
Real life is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Nerf herder.
Dude, where's my country?
Does he think there's oil on the moon?
Ask me about my vow of silence.
New Jersey: only the strong survive.
Re-defeat Bush in 2004.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
I want it all, and I want it delivered.
Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
All men are created equal. Poor things.
Die now. Pay later.
The point of life is to get out with your dignity intact.
My other car is a kiln.
It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
Eternity: smoking or non-smoking?
I'm Amanda Wreckinwyth.
Mean people produce little mean people.
I love my country, but I think we should start
seeing other planets.
Eating is exercize.
Homer, Alaska: a quaint drinking village with a fishing problem.
The secret of life is short term, stupid self interest.
I look weird, but I'd kick your ass on Jeopardy.
667: neighbor of the beast.
I have a step ladder. I wish I knew my real ladder.
Unitarian with an attitude.
There is a God, but She doesn't like you.
We're creating enemies faster than we can kill them.
It ain't over till your brother counts the votes.
Don't feed the trunk monkey.
Better to be hated for what you are than to loved
for what you aren't.
The emperor has no brains.
Isn't it strange how much God hates the poor?
Built to please.
Material things bore me.
God must have a lot of emails ahead of mine.
When the love of life overcomes the love of power,
the world will have peace.
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
There are only 2 kinds of music: Country and Western.
Am I self centered? Or is it just me?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
My golden retriever is smarter than your honor student.
Money isn't everything, but it can buy everything.
It's not about good versus evil. It's about bad versus evil.
Capital punishment is a hate crime.
It ain't over till Julie Chen says it's over.
Drowning in the mainstream.
Attitudes are the real disabilities.
10 out of 10 terrorists agree, anybody but Bush.

What the smart ones are saying is, you don't have to give your money to them, if you do, the elite of the country will just steal it, you can send a billion in there, and in a few years, it will be just as it was, the the billion will go right down the shitter. The last billion we gave them, went right down the shitter, so why will it be any different, this time around. This place is triple fooked, it is doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed. Walk away, stop watching CNN. You paid taxes, you already paid out your money to send in our 10,000 troops and tons of aid. The current government has all be vanished, accept this place, cannot be fixed by throwing money at it. I realize that is harsh, but its the truth, and the truth, sometimes stings like a bitch. These organizations begging you to give, want you to, so they can soak up 70 to 90% of what you give, take it to enrich their executives, and deliver the 10 to 30% that is left, and what gets there, 95% is stolen by the haitian government or the ruling elite. It is all hopeless. The same shit happened in Somelia, the other shit hole of the earth. The Un would send in truck loads of food to feed the starving, and the war lords would drive up with machine guns and ak-47's and take it all away, then re sell it to the people at inflated prices. These people are sub humans, animals, total barbarians. We walked away from it, now its time to add haiti to this list. The 3rd great shit hole of the earth, ranked #3, is Afganastan, and we have been pouring men and billions into it for over a decade. That I understand, taking a base away from Al Quida. This one, I approve of.

Let Jimmy Carter and the other holy roller do gooders, go down there to Haiti with hammer and nails, and rebuild it. Maybe that will get them, into heaven. Go rebuild a country that has a religion worshiping the Devil, with voo doo. As a Christian, sorry, I do not intend to send Satan's people, a friggen dime. They made their bed, now let them lie in it. Let them, clean up their own mess.

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