[quote name='huebler' date='Jul 16 2010, 11:58 AM' post='32240']
Wouldn't old spice on your balls change the way they throw?
fl say: Excellent point my man............................Just wanted to see if anyone out there, was payin attention?
I dont want em, stickin together, I want em, fast and loose. When I walk, I wanna hear them clang together. I want em, smellin nice, never no when so ho will go sniffin around down dare, and youse dont want em smellin like yo socks. Da hos dont like no smelly balls. Do youse like a smelly poosay?
Naw, youse wants one of dem poosays all perfumed up, and so do they. So youse guys start puttin old spice on yo nuts and watch how much new poosay you start gettin. Shit, youse will have to start carryin around a Louisville slugger like Ize do.
Bob Byrne wrote me once saying, Fast, you have more balls than a snooker table.
Yo, maybe dee reason I get mo poosay dan you dingdongs, is I smell better dan youse guys, course me bein better lookin dan youse guys also comes into play, and hung like a horse, cant hoirt. I take two baths a day, when I get up, and before I go out at night, and old spice my balls after each bath. Hell, I smell like one of does french fookin toy poodles dem dames carry around wit dem. Dis is what dees tomatos demands, and dare is so many of dees horny broads out there to satisfy, and only one Fast Larry trying to do em all, so many hos, so little of Larry to go around. I tell em, Yo, take a number, get in line. I may work you in, one of these day, baby, yo never know, have hope.
Geeze Louise, when Miss Manners reads dis shit, they will carry her out on a stretcher.
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