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Arizona State Physicist Uses Billiards to Explain Quantum Mechanics

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 01:24 PM

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-45944-P...antum-Mechanics



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FL SAY: I am hip wit this, youse guys, get bored, and u drop this physics shit on me, just to set me off, and C me go krac ta tow A. Quit fookin wit me.

Since I have a PHD in physics from Tech, yo, let Doctor Larry, yo me, try to splain all dis to ya. Youse shoves a ball into da pocket, and youse grabs da loot and tries to get out da door without any major bodily harm bein done to youse poi son. If youse does dis, den youse is called a winner. If youse dont, den youse has a new handle, like big nose, or no teeth, or one eye charlie or scare face willie. Physics, yo, what does phyisics gots to do wit shovin a ball into da pocket? Shit, I cant even fookin spell the shit right? Ask Efren to explain dis, I did once, and he said, what's physics? Babe ruth said da same thing, so did joltin Joe, Yogi and Minnesota Fats. I asked Pancho Camacho the great 3-cushion star and he said, we dont need, no stinkin physics holmes.

Let me C here, I am trying to run dee last rack of a set and if I get out, I am set for 3 or 4 days where I live well, and if I dont, I sleep in the back seat of my car again and I am a regular diner at the McDonalds dumpster, so do I want to be thinking about the coefficient of restitution and the spin of a ball and where their atomic particles are rotating around in fookin orbit like doctor Dave or Jewie does, or the dissipation of these fields, a key problem in defining physical reversibility and classical-quantum radius, which then gives me multiple viewpoints of computation and measurement. First, a fundamental relationship between energy dissipation and the time required for information erasure is derived in the context of computation processes. Next, I review the nonunitarity and irreversibility in quantum-mechanical measurement processes, thinking about the possibility of generating the Schrödinger-cat state (the quantum-mechanical superposition of macroscopically distinguishable states). In a quantum-chaotic system, in particular, in suppressed chaotic behaviours which can revive by the nonunitary measurements. There, nonunitary information dissipation from the relevant system to an external system (a measurement apparatus) plays essential roles of course and must be considered when one tries to aim using the ghost ball, CTE and the ding dong perfect aim system all blended into one trying to get both eyes to act as one and then taking this, seeing a triangle, then covering it with an obtuse angle, then divide all the sides by 3, the hypotenuse, the adjacent and the opposite 3rd side, then subtract minus two and add back 1 and you now have the perfect point of aim as soon as you factor in the static resistance and friction on contact and using the Feynman algorithm to calculate the changes of the electrical current and when you arrive with a jules figure then divide it by 1.35582 Nm = 1 ftlb.

If two bodies undergo a direct collision, they will now show that the lost of kinetic energy is equal to:
(1/2)μ(v^2)(1-e^2) and this direct loss of internal flux capacitance and distruption of the polar orbits of the protons and electrons means now that: you now take the final The coefficient of restitution


for two colliding objects, where C r=V2 V1
U1 U2

v1 is the scalar final velocity of the first object after impact and if the balls are brand new all these calculations work, but if the balls are dirty, sticky, then all these factors change along with English, throw and deflection, and speed, type and age of cloth also factors in, then is their humudity in the air, get a film of water on the balls, all calculations have to be redone.


The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle says - loosely - that you can't know with certainty both where an electron is and where it's going next, which then means, the shot could go anywhere.
So drop all this shit, just two stroke the fucker into the back of the pocket, pick up the loot and get outta there fast.


Physics, youse needs dis in billiards, like youse need a new dose of da clap. Sheeze.............

somebody email this to Dr Dave and to Jewie. They will study this for the next year.

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