[FASTLARRY]

What is the dumbest thing you could do?

Getting out in front of a herd of bulls in a narrow street and trying to out run them when you know they will gore and kill people, is real high up on my list.

On a muy stupido list, I give this one a 10.0 And wear a red shirt, now that is double dumb.

Animal abuse is fine there, but let a bull strike back in defense, that is so bad. I say, hoo rah for the fuckin bull, two bad he didnt kill all of those stupid fuckers.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=DHO116nzdWw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-NbgLCnyO4...feature=related

[RoyZ]

I had a girfriend who did this in Pamplona, she was nuts. I always root for the bulls.

[FASTLARRY]

[quote name='RoyZ' date='Jul 19 2010, 12:05 AM' post='32307']
I had a girfriend who did this in Pamplona, she was nuts. I always root for the bulls.




FL SAY: I agree, I root for the bulls as well, though even when you see then get revenge and gore some idiot out there, they run them all into a ring, and they are all killed, and their meat, given to the poor.

I find it all, barbaric. Stupid.

I will go to a bloodless bull fight, but that is not want they want, they want the blood and gore. Old ways, die hard my friend.


http://californiabullfights.info/

[astetsoncowboy]

Came across this article this morning.

http://www.kirotv.com/news/24314991/detail...d=cmg_cntnt_rss

[FASTLARRY]

Jumping off of a bridge with a bunge cord tied around your leg.

[FASTLARRY]

During the 70's cowboy craze, I got tired of riding those mechanical bulls, and in Fort Worth, I got on a real bull and rode him, and when he threw me and tried to stomp on my head and nuts, I said to God, get me outta here alive, and I swear I will never fuck with another one of yo bulls ever again. That was my first, and last bull ride. Those are some scary Mf'ers. And the people riding them, as just as nuts as those extreme skiers going off cliffs in the snow. I dunno, I guess, smoke enough dope and you think you can fly?

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[astetsoncowboy]

FASTLARRY, on Jul 21 2010, 10:14 AM, said:

During the 70's cowboy craze, I got tired of riding those mechanical bulls, and in Fort Worth, I got on a real bull and rode him, and when he threw me and tried to stomp on my head and nuts, I said to God, get me outta here alive, and I swear I will never #### with another one of yo bulls ever again. That was my first, and last bull ride. Those are some scary Mf'ers. And the people riding them, as just as nuts as those extreme skiers going off cliffs in the snow. I dunno, I guess, smoke enough dope and you think you can fly?

Wasn't it great? The adrenaline rush? Man, I miss it terribly. Mech. bulls are just too wimpy for my blood.

[FASTLARRY]

[quote name='astetsoncowboy' date='Jul 21 2010, 12:20 PM' post='32355']
Wasn't it great? The adrenaline rush? Man, I miss it terribly. Mech. bulls are just too wimpy for my blood.



FL SAY GREAT, YA GOT TO BE FOOKIN KIDDIN, 2,000 lbs trying to kill my ass, that is great? Adrenaline rush, on a scale of 1-10 a 20.

I went back to ridin buckin bronco ho's, and I would yell out, hu's yo daddy, bitch. They can kill ya 2, lots of guys, die in da saddle.
I once got on this romanian bitch that used to work in the circus, lordie lordie, she said, welcome the the big top. Its a good thing, you look like you are in great shape, Your gonna need it.

I wuz always scared of bulls. We had this big ass mean bull in the field next to our farm. And to get down to my fishin hole, on the Maire De Cygne river I would save a lot of time by cutting thru their field, and past the bull. And he would spot me, and come charging after me and I would scoot under the fence barely escaping with my life. When they are young, they can run like the wind and jump like a fookin deer, they are amazing, but in time, I got bigger and faster and he gold older and slower, and then, I would taunt him, stick my tongue out, wave my arms, and then take off. He could not longer catch me, but he tried. There was a lot of things that could kill ya on a farm, and a bull was right up there on the list.

[FASTLARRY]

Let some punk, play you on his nerve, and when you find out he has no money, let him play on credit, you are financing him to beat you.

dude, that is triple dumb.

[Pin]

Licking an electric fence.

http://il.youtube.co...h?v=Zo_TST33-vQ

[FASTLARRY]

Pin, on Jul 26 2010, 06:39 PM, said:

Licking an electric fence.

http://il.youtube.co...h?v=Zo_TST33-vQ

licking a flag pole when its zero out side.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=8XlPwsmkPHI

[astetsoncowboy]

I just remembered an old true story from my days as a police officer. When I was serving that last town I worked in, the former police chief that we were trying to indict, went catfishing. When he finally hooked one and got it to the bank, he got a little curious about how it would feel to have a catfish go down on him. So this dumb@ss unzips his pants pulls down his underwear and proceeds to "fill" the catfish's mouth. The catfish then flops and ends up finning this dumb@ss's pecker.

[Pin]

Oh dear. The moral of this story: Always check whether you're under surveilance before trying to have oral sex with a fish.

I will never forget.



http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ZeeCuUMwYXw

[FASTLARRY]

Pin, on Jul 27 2010, 05:16 PM, said:

Oh dear. The moral of this story: Always check whether you're under surveilance before trying to have oral sex with a fish.

I will never forget.



http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ZeeCuUMwYXw

FL SAY, LORDIE LORDIE, THE world is full of perverts, my first wife, said I would fook a snake, if you would hold its head still. Fookin animals, I always backed off of that one, there were just too many horny ho's climbin all over my ass.

And the reason I have all those sheep in the back yard, is me lawn mower is broke down.. baa baaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....