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14.1 world pool championship 2006 DVD review of which I rate on a scale of 1-10, a 6.0

It just left me flat, and I am not sure why, I guess it was so slow and boring. It was 2 hrs 11 minutes and it was one sided, that was part of the problem, no competition and the audience was sound asleep.

The score was 200 for Eghard, his high run was 92 which was nice, 20 for Immonen.

Eghard, put him in a police line up and all will say, he did it. Hair greased sticking straight up like he stuck his finger in a light switch or slept in his car overnight, forgot to shave, a 100 lb get sand kicked in your face weakling, not my kind of Kraut. Adolf would not have let him in the SS. He looks like a bum hu crawled out of the Mcdonalds dumpster. His attempt to look cool, is sad. His basics are nice, he dresses nice, I bet he stinks like a goat. I once played next to Bogdan of Poland, he stunk worse than a Kansas skunk. I tried to stay down wind of that ass hole. The Kraut played good, but he was, I dunno, too slow, too boring, to mechanical, to something, not my kind of player, it wuz like watchin old fat people fuck, they might have fucked technically perfect, but it still made me ill to watch it.

I just watched Dallas West before on a tape which he got out in 2 innings, ran 100, and he rocked, fast and loose, which is the old style, and this new style, they dont have it. These boys can make balls, but seriously, they have.......................No fuckin clue.

Der Krauts early play was lousy and he shook on early racks but slowly improved as we went along. Immomnen with 20 points, obviously played like a dog, which killed the tape. He ran 120 the day before, but showed up here brain dead. To see what I consider the greatest player alive today, play that bad, where wonder dog could have taken him out, was shocking.

The Mc, the promoter is Charlie Williams, not his real Korean name, which is won hung low, so he has this choppy way of speaking, which is non american, and he's one of these ass kissin pricks hu is only concerned about Charlie and what can you do for me hu could care less about American pool, most of his backing is out of Korea. He is one of these koreans hu changes his name trying to make you think he's an American, which he is not. Its like Izzy Berokowitz hu changes his name to John Dunn to make you think he's one of you, a gentile. Charlie and his pals hu finance him, dumped running the pro tour a couple of years ago and without that Korean money financing it this caused the collapse of mens pro pool. Charlie does not have a clue about 14.1 and most of his comments are dumb and dumber. His co host, Danny Berita was strong and very knowlegable. They were playing on Gabriels tables, which I was on out on the tour, they are great, but they have 5" bucket tables, and for these 9 ballers to come off of 4 3/8" pocket gold crowns, they had to seem like they could not miss. Remember Willie and Ralph had their high runs on 4.5" pockets.

Moving the game from 150 to 200, means 150 and out happens now and then, 200 would really be tough, but shit, if somebody runs 150 and plays safe, whats your chance of catching up. it just means, on a bad game, it drags out longer, which this did. Its a bad idea.

They are 40 miles from NYC in Joyzee, in the heart of 14.1 country, and in the semi's it looked like they drew about 50 fuckin people, which tells you this fuckin game is deader than my dick. They could not draw flies at a knee gar Bar B Q water melon pic nic.

The camera coverage was excellence, guy with one on his shoulder getting the player walking around and setting up, the switch to an over head cam, first class.

The audience response, they were either asleep, dead, or just fuckin stupid. Of course they were in Joyzee, where every one is fuckin stupid and the average Iq is 9.

They had not had a world championship on 14.1 in 15 years since John Lewis killed it off when he was in the BCA because he could not draw a crowd in the roosevelt hotel in NYC and make money on it. So he pulled the money plug and the game was gone. They have long done stupid things to kill off the game, like the last championship that Bobby Hunter won over Ray Martin, they had the final at 3am and 10 people, all drugged out on speed watched it, or the safety battles on TV with the Miz that really killed the game off that put every one to sleep.


Enter Charlie won hung low: Hello Charlie, he's dead Jim.............................Let it go Charlie, she's dead, long gone, and she aint coming back.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=qJQwHwP0ojI

The americans no longer play the game and they have no fuckin clue how to do it right. The Europenans do, and the Krauts cant be beat, so let them have it. RHIP 14.1, do not dig it up. Let the dead dog lie. Long live Ortman, Seig Heil.

Here is a pic of Charlie Williams, does he look like a charlie williams, or a won hung low? Most charlie williams I have met are white, not yellow. This would be like me moving to Korea, changing my name to won hung low and trying to pass for yellow? Right....

He is from Seoul, and his real name is Heoun Ho Kim

Geeze Louise, I hate a fake, and a phony. Sang Lee, did not pull that shit, he wuz proud of hu he wuz. A Korean. He was a great champion hu I greatly admired. The greatest genius at the game, I ever played.

No you know, the rest of the story.

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14.1 world pool championship 2006 disc 4 DVD review of which I rate on a scale of 1-10, a 0.0. It cant get any worse than this.

Our Kraut girlie boy Emberle, little whimp with ear ring, in each ear, has hair sticking straight up like he put finger in light switch, plays lousy and super slow, no wonder the audience was sound asleep or brain dead in a coma. This guy was so boring I wanted to run.

There was almost no audience participatance and they were all idiots any hu, couple of times they blew the break shot, leaving no shot, and they got applause which shows they had no clue.

There was no commentary, just silence when they played, hell it was like watching an obit in a morgue. After he blows a shot after running only a rack, out comes enghart, and he is even slower. They had no shot clock, or it was not enforced. This moron is taking 45 to 60 seconds to look over, and stalk and look at straight in simple shots from 2 or 3 angles. If I was the head ubangi at that event, seeing how slow these two bums were, I would have put everyone on a 30 second shot clock and enforced it. It was so slow, he drove me nuts after two racks and I could not watch any more of this shit and turned it off. If 14.1 was not virtually dead as a game already, then these fuckin krauts will finish it off with this shit. It was as disgusting as watching old people fuck. If pro pool all begins to copy this, then I will stop watching all of them.

[Demondrew]

I love 14.1 but these matches were hard for me to watch, too s l o w. Even I fast forwarded through a lot of the match.

A shot clock has to be used and enforced in straight pool give them one two minute time out per fifty balls played (playing to 100 two timeouts allowed, playing to 150 three timeouts allowed).

Having gotten to watch some 14.1 live, I have seen players stand over a dead ball out of the rack for five minutes to get the audience to applaud their “great” shot. Others will just slow the game down so much their opponent loses interest.

Time and safety battles are what kill pool watching, not only on TV but in person too.

Andy

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[quote name='Demondrew' date='Jul 10 2010, 02:45 PM' post='32130']
I love 14.1 but these matches were hard for me to watch, too s l o w. Even I fast forwarded through a lot of the match.

A shot clock has to be used and enforced in straight pool give them one two minute time out per fifty balls played (playing to 100 two timeouts allowed, playing to 150 three timeouts allowed).

Having gotten to watch some 14.1 live, I have seen players stand over a dead ball out of the rack for five minutes to get the audience to applaud their “great” shot. Others will just slow the game down so much their opponent loses interest.

Time and safety battles are what kill pool watching, not only on TV but in person too.

Andy


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Fl thinks U sent these to me, to punish me for something I did bad, it worked. This is real punishment, put me in a room, chain me to a chair and make me watch these fuckin queer krauts, shit, I will confess to slicin and dicin Oj's ole lady just to get out of there. These 2 ass holes are a disaster.

I dunno, I came up watchin Mosconi, Caras run out faster dan a speedin bullet. This walk around and stare at shit, I do not understand.

straight should have dropped the 3 foul rule years ago, and just did ball in hand like 9 ball. Every time I saw them put a 45 second time clock on Varner, he mentally melts down, his brains just implodes. The boy just falls apart, and a lot of guys like him, fight this rule. There is nothing wrong with a 30 second clock and a couple of extensions to look over problems in the rack. Its all about enforcement. It would force everyone to learn to think and shoot fast or draw fouls.

The ref was Lillis, hu is always going to be a giant ass kisser and he is not going to enforce nothing or offend any name players he is on tour with, which is why, he should have never been the ref in the first place, I would have been all over their asses. I would be saying, vougt is vong wit U 2, U ate 2 many dumplins and sausages, how about U get yo asses in gear and speed up, go into the rest room and power yo nose, shit, do sometin, heres some of my bennies, we need U 2 hoping around like a couple of bunny wabbits, not slugging around like a dino wit a broken foot.

Blame it all on Charlie Williams, he makes the rules, sets the tone, tells them what to do, and is responsible for a disgrace like this to get on tape, he sold.