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The US Open 2010

I love Pebble, used to work out of silicone valley, played it dozens of times, always in the high 70's, tough course. I never went low there, but it did not matter.

I turned on TV this year to just catch the back 9 of the final day. The other 3.5 days, who cares, its like a roller coaster, they are up, they are down.
I get all the highlight after its over on the golf channel, and I dont invest a lot of time then.

I would have like ole Tom to win, and any body but cheeta or da Frog.

Lefty was my pick, and Ernie would have worked.

Those 2 66's really impressed me, and cheetas last two 4th place finishes tells me he's back and ready to win again. Dominate, no, he's done, he will just continue to win now and then, and slowly fade from the top. I was rooting for him to break Fat Jacks records, now, I hope he breaks another leg. Fook that ass hole. The knee-gar in them always come out, and let them start getting a lot of white pooosay, they go ape.

And this turkey Johnson, has a 3 stroke lead, and all he has to do is par in to win by 3, and he chokes and dogs #2 with a triple, shoots 82, one of the biggest blow ups in history. He should have gone out and shot his ass. I would have. Shit. You dont deserve to fookin live after that.

And the sick ass sadistic usga got their wish, seeing a giant demolition derby and bad car wreck. Those sick fooks love seeing great pros, shoot 82, seting up a course God cant break par on. Nobody broke par, which is bull shit and not my cup of tea or form of entertainment. Fookin greens looked like the shit I used to play on out in West Kansas. They take a great course, and fook it up.

At least, we got one of me people, a fellow Irish man as a winner, and I was so happy about that, I got into my 40 yr old Highland Park, to say, heres lookin at ya laddie, well done. You made all of us Micks, proud of ya. Not a bad show for a potato digger. He played the final hole, #18 after the frog shot his ass in the foot, just the way I would have, safe, on in 3, 20' away, 2 puts, hoist the claret jug, wheres da fookin bar. End of story. I bet he got into the Bushmells since he is a heathen, the non heathens drink the Jamesons. It was 3:00 in the morning when he won in the mother country, everyone was asleep, or too drunk to care. But some pints of guniness went down the next night to be sure.

Golf is back, to champions as they should be. Real men.