[FASTLARRY]

Women's use of toilet paper


THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Yo Sarah say, Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband FL that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion..

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS since I did an Elie, and wacked him in the Jaw with his 1951 M-43 persimmon driver .

Stupid, stupid man.

This is the same one, who said, if he becomes president he will take all the toilet paper out of Womens restrooms. His motto is, save a tree, eat more beaver.

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