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FL's secret Xmas cooking secrets.

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies




1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink DOWN in uno gulp, say salude

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
In a large fluffy bowl.


Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
Cup just in case. Say salude numero dos

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
Of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Wash it off holmes in the sink, be sure yo ole lady does not see this. Pick the pero hairs off of it.

Mix on the turner.


If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
It loose with a srewscriver. Or pull your yo gringo sticker switchblade.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Amigo, you don't want it to get stiff, so now, tres cups, salude, down the hatch. Say, geee ron knee mo.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a rats ass at this point paco, what dee sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Uno poquita snort will do holmes. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
No no U dumb fook, stop trying to touch your toes, the last time U did that, Jimmy Carter wuz in office.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
Find.

Greash the oven. Yo U greasers no where da grease is, just wipe yo finger tip under your arm holmes. Man, that grease pit heaven man. Fling a big wad of that ugly shit in the oven man.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
Over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Light up a fine columbian, now go hop yo ole lady and make tonight, a wonderful thing. Course after all of that she-hit, you are gonna get da munchies, and want cookies, and you then will remember what you were first doin in the kitchen.



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