[Demondrew]

A couple of groaners for Christmas. . .

Santa appreciates quiet. So he was understandably upset one Christmas
Eve when he landed on a rooftop and suddenly heard a loud, "Snort sniff
honk honk snort!" Santa didn't know which reindeer made the noise. Then
it happened again, only louder. Dogs began to bark. "Shhh!" Santa
hissed. "Please be quiet!" He heard it again: "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK
SNORT!" Lights came on and people stuck their heads out windows. Santa
was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove back to the North
Pole. He announced, "We are not going to deliver another present until
the reindeer who is making funny noises with his nose steps forward and
apologizes!" None stepped forward. Santa held up a piece of paper. "I
know who it is and I have written your name on this paper. Still, none
of the reindeer came forward. So Santa did the only thing he could do.
He read off the rude-nosed reindeer...

Once upon a time there was a flock of angels with long flowing
beautiful hair. But lo and behold, due to improper eating habits
and advanced age, all their hair fell out. They soon saw the light
and purchased gorgeous, extravagant wigs, which were even more golden
and more flowing than their original hair. One day, there came unto
the angels very bad tidings. They lost their financial security and
were reduced to a penniless state. In utmost misery, they fell to
their knees and prayed for a solution. Suddenly, the clouds parted
and a thunderous voice gave forth the following advice, "Hock the
Hair Old Angels."

[FASTLARRY]

Demondrew, on Dec 19 2009, 10:34 PM, said:

A couple of groaners for Christmas. . .

Santa appreciates quiet. So he was understandably upset one Christmas
Eve when he landed on a rooftop and suddenly heard a loud, "Snort sniff
honk honk snort!" Santa didn't know which reindeer made the noise. Then
it happened again, only louder. Dogs began to bark. "Shhh!" Santa
hissed. "Please be quiet!" He heard it again: "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK
SNORT!" Lights came on and people stuck their heads out windows. Santa
was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove back to the North
Pole. He announced, "We are not going to deliver another present until
the reindeer who is making funny noises with his nose steps forward and
apologizes!" None stepped forward. Santa held up a piece of paper. "I
know who it is and I have written your name on this paper. Still, none
of the reindeer came forward. So Santa did the only thing he could do.
He read off the rude-nosed reindeer...

Once upon a time there was a flock of angels with long flowing
beautiful hair. But lo and behold, due to improper eating habits
and advanced age, all their hair fell out. They soon saw the light
and purchased gorgeous, extravagant wigs, which were even more golden
and more flowing than their original hair. One day, there came unto
the angels very bad tidings. They lost their financial security and
were reduced to a penniless state. In utmost misery, they fell to
their knees and prayed for a solution. Suddenly, the clouds parted
and a thunderous voice gave forth the following advice, "Hock the
Hair Old Angels."

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[FASTLARRY]

Dear God, please send clothes
for all those poor ladies on dad's
computer
Amen."

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