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#1 User is offline   FASTLARRY 

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  Posted 07 October 2009 - 11:41 AM

Emails, what a great idea, no postage, and it damn near killed the post office off. Then along comes spam, and it became a nightmare. 100 billion emails per day are spam, 94% are spam, being sent by 200 people, mostly off shore. You spam me, I block you. You should see my blocked list, and filters do help.

Many spam e-mails contain URLs to a website or websites. According to a Commtouch report in June 2004, "only five countries are hosting 99.68% of the global spammer websites", of which the foremost is China, hosting 73.58% of all web sites referred to within spam.



PLEASE!!!

NO MORE POLITICAL EMAILS!

NO MORE CHAIN EMAILS!

NO MORE FORWARDED LUCKY EMAILS!

NO MORE SPIRITUAL EMAILS!

NO MORE DYING CHILD EMAILS!

NO MORE WALKING IN ANYONE'S FOOTSTEPS EMAILS!

NO MORE FUNDRAISING EMAILS!









What we need is to get back to what email was designed for.... !!

Yo baby, show me yo tits.



THERE NOW ... DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER ALREADY?!

BACK TO BASICS.

DON'T SEND ME ANOTHER EMAIL, UNLESS THERE IS AN ATTACHMENT SHOWING YOUR TITS.
If you are a male, you are excused from this new requirement. Also if you are over 40.

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