[FASTLARRY]

Fast Larry goes to church

Yo Sarah said, I am sick of all this burning incense and you sitting around cross legged going oaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm half the day, we need to haul yo wicked ass into a real church. Fl say no way jose, yo sarah so no more cooking or boom boom boo coo until U do.

Enter scene 2.

Fast Larry goes to church


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was placed in a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol: DEAD

The second worm in cigarette smoke: DEAD

The third worm in chocolate syrup: DEAD

The fourth worm in good clean soil: ALIVE

So the minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Yo sarah was sitting in the back; she quickly raised her hand and said, Fast Larry will testify and she put sharpl elbow in his ribs. FL GOT UP and said your honor, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms".