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Posted 25 July 2009 - 10:40 AM
You just go to the ballot box and write my name in.
We will call it, the millionaires party, because when youse guys gets da money, its gonna be one hell of a giant fookin party blowin dat million. Just imagine your eyes when that check hits yo front door?
No con, I will give you all one million dollars in USD. No funny money, no play money, you will get an actual government check for one million that will cash only when and if I am elected. If you want the money, go campaign for me. FL is like a modern day robin hood, he says, obama is robbin youse blind, I will give to you instead of robbin you. I will make you Rich. He will make you poor. That is your choice here. You do the math. You figger it out.
Since Palin is gearing up, I guess so should I. Well my last two runs were not exactly a smash hit, but this time around, it could all change.
In the news, the majority of Americans now think osama bama stinks. They have figured it out, they got the big con right up dee Kazu. And they did not even get the courtesy of a reach around, or a jar of KY in the mail.
So I will establish my platform. Put a real crook in office, and see things get done. Elect a real pool hustler, you tried a porch money and that did not work, how could I be ANY worse?
When elected, I will appoint Arnold the Terminator my new Veep. Angelina Jolie will be my secretary of state, no more dykes in that job, , Catherine Z. Jones will head up the cabinet and Christina Aguilera will be my personal secretary. Sarah Palin will be secretary of war.
I will dig up the watermelon patch at the white house and put the rose garden back in. I'll tear out the basketball court and put the blowing alley and pool tables back in.
How I will get elected and fix America 's economy.
I don't have 100 million to spend on TV, and I can't raise that, and if I did, then I would be owned by and be the stooge of the ones who gave me the money. Big Oil, the drug companies, the Trilateral, the big banks.
So I will do it like a real pool hustler does, I will just bribe you all, the way it used to be years ago, put in the ole fixer roo job, when you could get 6 bits going in the election door, if you would vote for their man? People have been paid to vote since this republic was founded.
Every one over 50, I will give you a million dollars to vote for me. All you old fookers will now be millionaires. Obama is giving you the shaft, and I will make you rich. Now is that choice, a slam dunk or what Mc Fly, knock knock>/ 40 million votes, I am already elected. You now have to tell your kids to vote for me, or you will kick them out of the house or cut off their college funds. There is another 10 million votes.
You now all have the money to send all your kids to a nice college, we now have a smarter more intelligent population.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties, LEAR JETS, and unearned bonuses, my new plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million brand new job openings -only for American born citizens and for the young people. You all get all the free Viagra you want.
Unemployment fixed. The old timers will now be playing golf and pool every day, and the sporting goods industry is fixed. You old farts are now having the time of your lives eating out in fancy restaurants and drinking in the bars and the entertainment industry is now fixed. You old guys will be out drinkin, eatin and tryin to fook yo selves to death. Instead of living to be 85, you all will be now kickin off at 60 instead, and I will be saving 500 billion a year on health care I will not have to spend on youse now, since youse will be dead. When I talk about early retirement, I aint kiddin. They will all go out happy with a smile on their faces. I wan't them all dyin in da saddle, and not in a hospital bed. They won't have to live to be 85, dry up and die in pain.
You young people do not have to wait around for 20 years to get promoted into those big jobs. When I move out all the old geezers, those big shot jobs will now be yours dudes, and the big bucks that go with them. Such a deal, such a deal or what?
2) The old dinos MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
4) They must take a weeks vacation, hotel and airline and travel industry problems are fixed. You cannot go to Miami beach unless you are Jewish.
If more money is needed, I have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...And I put them on social security and cancel out all their special padded sweet deals which sets them rich for life after one term, and their retirement benefits, will be the same as yours are now, which means, they get fooked, until they fix your problem. They get, what you get. They fook you, they fook their own selves. If they don't show up for a vote, I dock their pay, just like happens to you.
I will shoot all the lawyers and lobbists and everyone in the ACLU and in the Scientology office. I will deport the 35 million beaners who are illegal or who do not have a job vital to our economy, or who can't pass a high school English written and oral exam, same thing with the gooks, you all go cut your own grass and clean out your own gutters from now on like you used to. Any one foreign born has to pass an IQ test scoring 99 or above, or they are deported. All stupid people are no longer wanted here. They will all flunk because only the smart Mexicans stayed home. We got all their losers they were paying 35 cents an hour back there.
All the companies will have to bring all the jobs back they outsourced, or I'll send in the IRS and rip them a new A hole. You no longer will have to talk to Paki or red dot head again on the phone and all you young people will have jobs. Any one who makes you dial #1 or #2 to speak yo native tongue, I will lock up. All the Beaner signs will come down in Lowes. All the Gook signs in front of businesses will come down. The new law of the land will be, speak English, or get the hell out. Speak a foreign tongue and I deport yo ass.
Then I will outlaw the IRS and all we will have is one simple, fair sales tax.
Everyone under 49 will be guaranteed a good job. I will give each one a brand new Big Kahuna pool cue that votes for me. You all go into a lottery and every 100th name, gets a free pool table. The pool industry is now back on a roll and out of its depression, that problem is fixed.
Any one under 49, that buys a car that does not burn fossil fuel, gasoline, I will pay half of the cars cost. Now everyone has affordable transportation and I stop the global warming which will destroy your children s future. We will have the beaners drive your old cars back across the border when we boot them out.
I will roll back the immigration numbers allowed to come in to 1965 levels, which will cut off about 1 million now being allowed in legally. If I catch you illegally here, you are a criminal, I will throw you in a concentration camp, ship you across the border in a cattle car. I will make it so bad, you will never try to come back. I'll make Sheriff Joe's place, look like a 4 star Hilton Hotel.
I will put up a 69kv electrified fence along the entire southern border and fill up the Rio Grande with Gators from Florida. There are too many Gators now in Florida and moving them to Texas solves that problemo. Plus the Gators will have a bigger and much better food supply to get fattened up on. Now they are chasin and eatin old peoples poodles down there in Florida. Their new prey, will be much bigger and slower, easier to catch.
Gators gotta eat 2, chomp chomp..................
And I will give one million dollars to each young person under 49 who votes for me. Where do I get the money, simple, when I deport the 35 million illegals, I take the 338 billion I would spend on them every year now, and instead, spend it on my fellow Americans who deserve this money.
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year.
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare and Social Services by the American taxpayers.
9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two-and-a-half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.
11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report.
12. The National Policy Institute, "estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period."
13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
14. "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States".
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