FL KICKS THE BUCKET AND GETS A $40,000 FUNERAL

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fl say>
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when
> they were younger. When you notice this, try to show some understanding.
>
> My name is FL , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my
> wife, yo Sarah.
>
> When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Yo Sarah to get a
> full time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the
> health benefits that we needed.
>
> Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show
> her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she
> gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always
> says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I
> don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me
> when she gets dinner on the table. I said how about a nice seafood dinner tonight, scroll down to the bottom to view my meal. Click the pic to enlarge it.
>
> That is why I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the country club, so eating
> out again at night is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooking
> when I hit that door.
>
> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's
> not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do
> what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
> that the dishes won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this,
> as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>
> Another symptom of aging is complaining. Bitch bitch bitch...For example, she will say that
> it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her
> lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile
> and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three
> days.
> That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
> lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
> mean). I like to think that this is one of my strong points. I mean each bun now should have its own zip code.
>
> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.
> She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. And its only 92 out there.
> I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a
> nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a
> while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make
> one for me, too --- or just bring me a cold beer in a frosted mug.
>
> I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support ole Yo Sarah,and
> I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Nobody knows
> better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older, but, guys,
> even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging
> wife because of this letter, I will consider that writing it was well
> worthwhile.
> After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
>
> Signed,
> FL REAL MAN.
>
> EDITOR'S NOTE:
>
> FL died tragically on March 1st of a perforated rectum. The police
> report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha
> Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip
> showing and with a sledge hammer lying nearby.
>
> His wife Yo Sarah was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury that her lawyer Louie da lip got on for her took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that FL somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf clubs.

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