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  Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:15 PM

Subject: Fw: Cowboy


One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin.



Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally well read Bible.



The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. You know the one that wants 2 years of your past tax returns and 10% to hang with all the big shots.



It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen.



The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and jewelery.






As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.



As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor: "Before you come back here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church."



The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.





The next Sunday, he showed up again for the service, wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored.



The preacher approached the cowboy and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."






"I did," replied the old cowboy.






"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping here?" asked the preacher.





"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear.



He said He'd never been in this church."

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