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>>Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
>>when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
>>the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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>>Maude: What in the hell is that?
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>>Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
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>>Maude: Where did you get it?
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>>Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
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>>The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
>>to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
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>>The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
>>is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
>>of condom she prefers.
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>>"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
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>>The pharmacist fainted.
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Suck a Camel
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Posted 04 February 2007 - 02:19 PM
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 05:52 PM
It's not nice to make fun of old people. Even though its funny to do it.
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