(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
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© Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S.
Dept. of Health Human Services.
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80
million.
(
© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand.
Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on
lawyers for the fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention.

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