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#1 User is offline   FASTLARRY 

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 03:38 PM

Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians pre year are 120,000.

© Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S.
Dept. of Health Human Services.

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80
million.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups is 1,500.

© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand.

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on
lawyers for the fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention.
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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:14 PM

If we shoot all the doctors and lawyers, will we be better off?

The lawyers yes, but I dont know about the doctors. You hate them, until you are dying and want them to save you.
I'll put the bang da boom on you. I'll bang em in and then drop the boom. :-D
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 09:18 PM

Having work as a Paramedic and seen some REAL INCOMPETENT Physicians.

I would like to see Doctors held to the same standard as Long Haul Trucker.

If A Trucker SCREWS UP and kills a Family of Five because they were not pay 100% Attention to Driving a Big Rig, or were CHEATING on their Log Book. It many times become a Charge of Manslaughter, or Possibly Premeditated Manslaughter.

If a Physician is INCOMPETENT, Goof, or Screws UP because there are in a Hurry. They too should face the Criminal Justice System, and not just get their hand spanked for bumping off a person who should have survived a Procedure, or Illness if PROPER COMPETANT TREATMENT WAS RECEIVED..
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 10:22 PM

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Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.


So maybe we should have to fill out a federal form to see a doctor. :-D

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