[FASTLARRY]

Fast Larry solves the illegal immigration problem

I am running for President again. Put a real huster in office and get
something done.

Here is some of my new platform.

>> Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.

>> The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 25 million illegal
>> immigrants!

>> That would be 25 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
>> would come down to a buck a gallon and you all can then stop drinking two buck chuck and go out and afford to buy some really nice red wine then which puts more people to work in California.

Arnold will be my Veep. Earl I make secretary of war.



>>I'll bring all of our troops home from Iraq to guard the USA border.

>> When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing our border, we hand him a
>> canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq to guard that border.

>> Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
>> military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

>> After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
>> this country.
>> He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

>> This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
>> solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
>> life for themselves.

>> If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
>> rifle or ammo and they can set up Taco stands along bagdad freeway.

>> Problem solved.

[FASTLARRY]

The 2nd plank on my run for the presidency is to bust the drug companies that have been screwing you all to the walls for way too long. Explain to me how drugs made here, sell for 50% less across the boarder in Canada? Because they bought off the USA government with money?

So elect me and I will then make all the drug companies give all medicines free to any citizen over 50. They can afford it and they will pay it or else.

Vote for a real hustler, get something done.

> A car company can move it's factories to Mexico and claim it's a
> free market.
>
> A toy company can out source to a Chinese subcontractor and claim
> it's a free market.
>
> A shoe company can produce its shoes in south east Asia and claim
> it's a free market.
>
> A major bank can incorporate in Bermuda to avoid taxes and claim
> it's a free market.
>
> We can buy HP Printers made in Mexico. We can buy shirts made in
> Bangladesh. We can
> purchase almost anything we want from 20 different countries
>
> BUT, heaven help the senior citizens who dare to buy their
> prescription drugs from a Canadian pharmacy. That's called
> un-American! And you
> think the pharmaceutical companies don't have a powerful lobby?
> Think again!

[roadrunner711]

I think we can all agree most of us have no problem with Mexicans coming in this country legally. its the illegal entry is the problem.

[GeorgeAllen]

We have a border, if so, then explain how twenty plus million Mexicans got in here?

[RicktheStick]

Americans will do any job if you pay them properly. My next door neighbor just sold his house, he's about 35 and single, has a bad drinking and pot problem. He made 75 thousand and he bought a ticket to Alcapulco. He is moving down there and filled his car with his stuff and is shipping it down as well.

He figures he can live like a king down there with that kind of money. He does not even have a job nor has he ever been in Mexico before. I think he is nuts my self for not going down there for a few weeks to check it out and find a job first.

Here is a case of one gringo getting out and going south. He has an electronics back ground and works on radios.

I wonder if he will starve and be back here within the year?

[RicktheStick]

Put the money out, people will work a garabage truck, work in concreat in boots or pick fruit. We have just grown lazy and want to be paid for sitting on our duffs doing nothing. We all seem to now want, money for nothing.