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Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:53 PM

Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics


Bubba and Rufus are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Rufus grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are
rolled back in his head.


Bubba whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Rufus is dead! What should I do?"


The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."


There is a silence....and then a shot is heard.


Bubba’s voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"
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