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>>>> > Subject: FW: Problem Solved
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> Problem Solved
>>>> When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
>>>> "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on
>>>> a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
>>>> sleep
>>>> every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
>>>> "Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
>>>> but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are
>>>> not
>>>> holding up your side of things."
>>>> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
>>>> hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again
>>>> be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
>>>> sofa
>>>> bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."
>>>> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life
>>>> crises.
>>>> "Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
>>>> by being governed by those who are dumber."
>>>> Plato (427-347 B.C.)

[ Edited by billiardspoolnet on 2006/11/8 8:19 ]