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DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2008



DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2008
> >
> > 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

> > 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

> > 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

> > 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson
> > and Al Sharpton.

> > 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
> > 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

> > 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

> > 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

> > 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

> > 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--
> > French President Jacques Chirac

> > 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

> > 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
> > fund

> > 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

> > 9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

> > 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:47 P.m. Eric T Hu is elected sgt at arms and head bouncer and told to sneak up and club
From behind any republican he sees.


> > 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award,
> > presented by Michael Moore

> > 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

> > 10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the
> > World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

> > 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud
> > Ahnadinejad

> > 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:03 p.m Debra Li elected governor of the new proposed state, New China

> > 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

> > 11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry

> > 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

> > 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

> > 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home