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> > Subject: Bubba goes to Paris
> >
> >
> > Bubba, a furniture dealer from Arkansas, decided to expand the line of
> > furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he
> > could find.
> >
> > After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a
> > line that he thought would sell well back home in Arkansas.
> >
> > To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and
> > have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the
> > small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was
> > the only vacant seat in the house.
> >
> > Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,
> > asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and
> > motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.
> >
> > He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language
> > so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took
> > a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
> >
> > She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
> >
> > After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin,
> > and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left
> > the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing
> > romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin
> > and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to
> > dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
> >
> > Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of
> > a four-poster bed with a message and a wink, 100 francs.
> >
> > To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the
> > furniture business.