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Subject: Men are happy


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President.
You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You
can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The
world
is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of
which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest
when
you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically
expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all
the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about

tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your
own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have
to
shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You
can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a

pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it
and to the men who will enjoy reading it.