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>>>> Subject: Fw: Fw: National Girlfriend and Sister's Week]
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>>>> National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
>>>> I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the
>>>> friends I have.
>>>> To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!
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>>>> National Girlfriends Day
>>>> What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping,
>>>> lunching, and traveling girls?
>>>> Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
>>>> TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!
>>>> Be Happy!
>>>> It is good to be a woman:
>>>> 1. We got off the Titanic first.
>>>> 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
>>>> excuses.
>>>> 3 Taxis stop for us.
>>>> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
>>>> 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
>>>> 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
>>>> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
>>>> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
>>>> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
>>>> are still there.
>>>> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>>>> 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them
>>>> naked.
>>>> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will
>>>> look like an idiot.
>>>> 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
>>>> 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
>>>> 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
>>>> because they aren't listening anyway.