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Wrong Email Address

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Canadian couple from Yellow Knife decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy
winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier at the holiday inn at 22nd and collins in Miami.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules, so the husband left Big Tit Lake airport and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day out of Moosefook intl airport in North Tunder bay./

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one
letter in her email address, and without realizing! his error, sent the
email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.
Date: October 16, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and
you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. The place is packed with fruits, faggots almost naked queers and lezzies, hippies, pico commies and little short jews from NYC. Greasers are all over the joint. Everyone's either drunk on their ass or stoned on drugs. Looking forward to see! ing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here, bring a fan, you are going to need one.

[stevelightning]

Now that is funny

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Everyone needs a laugh every day.

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' date='Mar 1 2006, 01:57 PM said:

Everyone needs a laugh every day.

You have to have been at southbeach to fully appreciate this one.